"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Slut? and i dont have my own pad

solo1

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Anyway a few days ago i respond to this online ad posting of a girl.
Today i got an email back seems like she wants to get together this weekend, she mentioned something about being busy tonight cause going clubbing with her friends, but was free on sunday. And she also included a link to her so called 'pics'.
So i clicked it and it linked me to this page with porn pics of that girl...you know those commercial types that give you a preview and if you want more you have to sign up and pay. she tried to self-promote herself by mentioning in the email to sign up if interested.

Her online ad sounded pretty professional and sh!t, and now i realize shes another slut. What if she is you ask? well she could be a quick lay...or maybe she wants to meet up just to get laid, but the problem is im still living at home.

I know it's 10x easier to get laid having your own pad, that way the girl doesnt believe she's a slut if you invite her up to your place. So now im just caught in a dilemna, what the hell do i do?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How much do you want her?

You are allowed to bring her back home, just run it past your parents (I might have a girl stay over....can I be alone). Be straight forward about it and you shouldn't have a problem.

Send pictures and a Field Report.
 

LaoDa

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you stay away from this whole situation..nothing good will come out of it
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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