Naughty Ninja
Banned
Anyone else ever slip it in while she's sleeping and go into some passion fueled fcking or had a chick who's sleeping over give you a BJ wake up call into banging her lights out? 
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Slip it in while she's sleeping or BJ wake up call
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Mike32ct
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I like waking them up to morning sex.
Either its a repeat of the night before only slower or...
I had horrible whiskey d*ck performance the night before, and this is my chance to redeem myself by putting morning wood to work lol.
Either its a repeat of the night before only slower or...
I had horrible whiskey d*ck performance the night before, and this is my chance to redeem myself by putting morning wood to work lol.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
The BJ "wake up call" is hot as hell. Especially at night..Like you're being "taken advantage of" and wake up with her sucking you off. That's when my mind goes into overdrive and I'm thinking: "Oh you nasty lil sexy slvt. You're going to get it just like you want and need it now!!"
Same thing with the chick sleeping and you start rubbing your boner on her pvzzy and kissing her shoulders whispering in her ear you are going to fvck her NOW.
Same thing with the chick sleeping and you start rubbing your boner on her pvzzy and kissing her shoulders whispering in her ear you are going to fvck her NOW.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
From my ex-girlfriend, yep.. definitely some of the better moments.
Maybe sounds weird, but I like the moments when you have a fun filled time, crash asleep minus clothes, wake up after a time, and I can just admire her body. Wake her up gently, feel her body, and have a more sensual moment without the frenzy.
I'm a bit of a romantic at times, though, so these things appeal to me more than the slut moments. Not gonna complain about the latter, though. Hah!
Maybe sounds weird, but I like the moments when you have a fun filled time, crash asleep minus clothes, wake up after a time, and I can just admire her body. Wake her up gently, feel her body, and have a more sensual moment without the frenzy.
I'm a bit of a romantic at times, though, so these things appeal to me more than the slut moments. Not gonna complain about the latter, though. Hah!
Scars
Master Don Juan
Testosterone is high in the mornings, so wake up sex is always good. I've had a few girlfriends that would wake me up with my **** in their mouth.. my current girlfriend is notorious for it. All my chicks have had something about them.. my BPD ex was really good at massages, and I liked getting my back rubbed all the time. My current girlfriend just loves sucking me off, and she's good at it too.
As for slipping it in while she's sleeping.. make's me feel like a rapist, but yes, I've done it. Several times.
-Scars
As for slipping it in while she's sleeping.. make's me feel like a rapist, but yes, I've done it. Several times.
-Scars
Zion
Senior Don Juan
Got a friend that had the "Wake up call" done to him once by his ex. I think he was having some sort of bad dream , because once her mouth touched his d!ick , her face instantly got acquainted with his knee. Some sort of ninja reflex.
I saw them the morning after (I was still unaware of what had happened).Imagine the irony when I saw her black eye and jokingly asked "What,does this as$hole beat you now ?"
Needless to say I was rolling on the floor laughing like a hysterical hyena when they explained what happened.
I saw them the morning after (I was still unaware of what had happened).Imagine the irony when I saw her black eye and jokingly asked "What,does this as$hole beat you now ?"
Needless to say I was rolling on the floor laughing like a hysterical hyena when they explained what happened.