Naughty Ninja
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Anyone else ever slip it in while she's sleeping and go into some passion fueled fcking or had a chick who's sleeping over give you a BJ wake up call into banging her lights out? 
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Slip it in while she's sleeping or BJ wake up call
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Mike32ct
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I like waking them up to morning sex.
Either its a repeat of the night before only slower or...
I had horrible whiskey d*ck performance the night before, and this is my chance to redeem myself by putting morning wood to work lol.
Either its a repeat of the night before only slower or...
I had horrible whiskey d*ck performance the night before, and this is my chance to redeem myself by putting morning wood to work lol.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
The BJ "wake up call" is hot as hell. Especially at night..Like you're being "taken advantage of" and wake up with her sucking you off. That's when my mind goes into overdrive and I'm thinking: "Oh you nasty lil sexy slvt. You're going to get it just like you want and need it now!!"
Same thing with the chick sleeping and you start rubbing your boner on her pvzzy and kissing her shoulders whispering in her ear you are going to fvck her NOW.
Same thing with the chick sleeping and you start rubbing your boner on her pvzzy and kissing her shoulders whispering in her ear you are going to fvck her NOW.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
From my ex-girlfriend, yep.. definitely some of the better moments.
Maybe sounds weird, but I like the moments when you have a fun filled time, crash asleep minus clothes, wake up after a time, and I can just admire her body. Wake her up gently, feel her body, and have a more sensual moment without the frenzy.
I'm a bit of a romantic at times, though, so these things appeal to me more than the slut moments. Not gonna complain about the latter, though. Hah!
Maybe sounds weird, but I like the moments when you have a fun filled time, crash asleep minus clothes, wake up after a time, and I can just admire her body. Wake her up gently, feel her body, and have a more sensual moment without the frenzy.
I'm a bit of a romantic at times, though, so these things appeal to me more than the slut moments. Not gonna complain about the latter, though. Hah!
Scars
Master Don Juan
Testosterone is high in the mornings, so wake up sex is always good. I've had a few girlfriends that would wake me up with my **** in their mouth.. my current girlfriend is notorious for it. All my chicks have had something about them.. my BPD ex was really good at massages, and I liked getting my back rubbed all the time. My current girlfriend just loves sucking me off, and she's good at it too.
As for slipping it in while she's sleeping.. make's me feel like a rapist, but yes, I've done it. Several times.
-Scars
As for slipping it in while she's sleeping.. make's me feel like a rapist, but yes, I've done it. Several times.
-Scars
Zion
Senior Don Juan
Got a friend that had the "Wake up call" done to him once by his ex. I think he was having some sort of bad dream , because once her mouth touched his d!ick , her face instantly got acquainted with his knee. Some sort of ninja reflex.
I saw them the morning after (I was still unaware of what had happened).Imagine the irony when I saw her black eye and jokingly asked "What,does this as$hole beat you now ?"
Needless to say I was rolling on the floor laughing like a hysterical hyena when they explained what happened.
I saw them the morning after (I was still unaware of what had happened).Imagine the irony when I saw her black eye and jokingly asked "What,does this as$hole beat you now ?"
Needless to say I was rolling on the floor laughing like a hysterical hyena when they explained what happened.