"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Something very odd happened to me about a week ago. I was sitting on a couch watching a movie, semi-lying in the corner of one side. There was an attractive woman sitting on the other corner. She started by laying her legs across mine, then just shifted position and lay down in the crook of my arm. Not too long after that she said she was getting hot so she pulled off her dress and, holding it over her breasts (no bra), lay back down next to me with her hand on my chest, occasionally caressing it. When she lay down she positioned herself so the only place my hand could go was on her ass or her exposed side. She stayed there doing that for the rest of the movie, then pulled on her dress and left.

Now to the odd part, her husband, one of my good friends, was sitting in a chair five feet away watching the movie too. Until last night I had this girl set strictly, and perfectly happily, as a "friend" and thought that was all I was to her, now I'm not sure what she thinks. She's married, and not only married but married to a good friend. What, exactly, am I supposed to think of this?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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shaunuk

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Maybe they're trying to tell you they're swingers and want you in on it...What was your bud doing all this time? I assume he was aware of what was going on?
 

Darth

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I would stay away from married women.
 

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shaunuk said:
Maybe they're trying to tell you they're swingers and want you in on it...What was your bud doing all this time? I assume he was aware of what was going on?
He was watching the movie with occasional breaks to get a drink or shift positions or talk to us, and at the end of the movie she'd fallen asleep so he helped her up. So yes, he was aware.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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kwright said:
He was watching the movie with occasional breaks to get a drink or shift positions or talk to us, and at the end of the movie she'd fallen asleep so he helped her up. So yes, he was aware.
Ide have to agree with the quoted poster.. they are swingers. Ask your friend about it if you want to **** her.
 

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scottfall said:
Ide have to agree with the quoted poster.. they are swingers. Ask your friend about it if you want to **** her.
Thank you for the advice, though it turned out to be unneeded. I didn't have to ask.
 
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