"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Pdizzzzzzle

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At my school your allowed to sleep on the couches in the library, i saw a couple hbs there and was going to game them, but i wasnt sure if they were awake. My gut instinct was to plop myself next to one and say "Good morning sunshine" in a high pitched non serious vooice, but I've never really woken a girl up before. Would she be grumpy from waking her up?

Most aren't actually sleeping, they're like napping. You know just chilling with their eyes closed.

Basically, I can envision myself having fun with this. You guys think its ok tho?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Good morning sunshine" in a high pitched non serious vooice"

Don't do that in a high pitched non serious voice.. that's weird.
 
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nek08 said:
"Good morning sunshine" in a high pitched non serious vooice"

Don't do that in a high pitched non serious voice.. that's weird.
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haha maybe it is, but maybe its just weird enough to work
 
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omg where do you go to school?
i will fvcking transfer there in a heartbeat.
 
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hehe back in the day...a girl was falling asleep in class next to me...i put my hand on her knee to wake her up...she almost jumped...idk if it' was because my hand was on her knee (thigh possibly)...or if it was because it was during band and she woke up to loud music suddenly...but either way
my warning is...if you don't know her...make sure you don't do it too strangely...honestly...if you don't know the girl..iw ouldn't do it because that would scare the **** out of her

if you do know her well....then i dont see why not...but then she woudl wonder why you woke her up..and if it was just to talk..haha idk if she would be too appreciative/receptive to it

if you know her fairly well, i wouldn't...i don't think approaching while she's sleeping is good...imagine you're a girl and were sleeping/napping on a park bench, in the library, etc...and some guy just wakes you up....my gut reaction would be to attack the dude...especially in the state of mind of a girl...girl's are told/shown the ratios of girls that are raped in their lifetime...see that family guy episode
"look to your left, look to your right...research shows that both of those guys will rape you."


honestly, i would suggest approaching while they were awake.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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