"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sleeping on an empty stomach

Maeisgood

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I cannot sleep unless my stomach is completely full. Eating a meal before bed will make me fat. How can I sleep without food or what foods could I eat that will just take up space, but not make me fat? I was thinking of making some sort of stew with lean chicken, celery, barly, and other such things to eat before bed.

Knowing this will help me get a 6 pack.

Thanks.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Maeisgood said:
I cannot sleep unless my stomach is completely full. Eating a meal before bed will make me fat. How can I sleep without food or what foods could I eat that will just take up space, but not make me fat? I was thinking of making some sort of stew with lean chicken, celery, barly, and other such things to eat before bed.

Knowing this will help me get a 6 pack.

Thanks.
That's a porkie pie (lie).

Just don't eat carbs unless you've worked out in the afternoon.
 

immrtlwun

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Right now its probably mental. You're in the habit of eating before you go to bed, so your body tells itself that you can't go to bed without eating. So try slowly eating less before bed until you can go to bed with a quick snack instead of a full meal.
Or, like Mr. S said, just cut the carbs out of your bedtime snack. You could also try an appetite suppressant about an hour or so before you go to bed, that way when you do eat before bed, you don't eat as much.
 

Maeisgood

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I've heard fruit is an appetite supressant. Is that true?
 

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Alcohol always helped me. but really, you shouldn't eat anything 2 hours before sleeping - drink warm milk?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Most fruits have natural sugar in them, which tends to be high on the GI index, which means it spikes your blood-sugar level. Thus, fruit does not suppress your diet. The only support for such a claim is that fruit has a little bit of fiber, which could help produce the feeling of satiety.

Most people confuse hunger for thirst, especially before bed. Make sure you are drinking enough water.

Also, eating before bed will not absolutely turn to fat since it depends on your activity level and your intake over the preceding days. But since it is safe to assume that most do not watch their intake and are not very active, it is a general assumption that eating before bed will make you fat.

If I were you I would get the biggest cup in your cabinet, fill it up with water, and drink a cup per hour before bed.
 

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Maeisgood said:
I cannot sleep unless my stomach is completely full. Eating a meal before bed will make me fat. How can I sleep without food or what foods could I eat that will just take up space, but not make me fat? I was thinking of making some sort of stew with lean chicken, celery, barly, and other such things to eat before bed.

Knowing this will help me get a 6 pack.

Thanks.
That is a myth. It doesn't matter what time you eat. Calories are calories. What will make you fat is eating more of them (at any time) than you burn each day.
 
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