Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Off topic a bit, but sometimes when I sleep, I wake up and have to pee, but my leg is numb, and I go to stand up, and well...I fall.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
sleep paralysis
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
musclyjerk
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This sleep paralysis is terrifying and it happens often to me.
It usually happens more than twice per week in some form or another.
The worst was when an 'evil' persence held my head down on the pillow and started squeezing my testicles (quite a vicous violation eh!) - the more I tried to move and fight it, the tighter they squeezed and the more it hurt. I was trying to cry out in terror for my father but I just couldn't get any words out at all.. eventually when you 'accept' your 'fate' and that you can't control it and you just relax.. you drift off back to sleep and it all goes away.
I f****** hate it, I'm glad I sleep on my side and in to my pillow at times 'cos if I slept on my back and had a demon sitting on me choking me I think I'd die of sheer terror.
This happens all the time. Sometimes I can't open my eyes and I'm petrified because I can sense evil presences in the room but I can't open my eyes to see them.. the mind can be a total c***.
The Muscly Jerk
It usually happens more than twice per week in some form or another.
The worst was when an 'evil' persence held my head down on the pillow and started squeezing my testicles (quite a vicous violation eh!) - the more I tried to move and fight it, the tighter they squeezed and the more it hurt. I was trying to cry out in terror for my father but I just couldn't get any words out at all.. eventually when you 'accept' your 'fate' and that you can't control it and you just relax.. you drift off back to sleep and it all goes away.
I f****** hate it, I'm glad I sleep on my side and in to my pillow at times 'cos if I slept on my back and had a demon sitting on me choking me I think I'd die of sheer terror.
This happens all the time. Sometimes I can't open my eyes and I'm petrified because I can sense evil presences in the room but I can't open my eyes to see them.. the mind can be a total c***.
The Muscly Jerk
I have had this happen to me once, I didn't know it was so common.
After 36 hours in planes and airports I finally got to my hotel in Bangkok and promptly crashed out. Had a dream that I was awake in the bed looking at the ceiling when a panel above me slid back and I got shot with a dart from a blow pipe paralyzing me and then two faces peered over the edge of the hole in the celing.
This is the part where I woke up but couldn't move, which freaked me out, I'd never had sleep paralysis before and didn't know it existed.
I felt like I could just barely shift my weight left and right, so I started trying to roll myself off the bed to wake up when it finally ended.
I had to sit there for about 20 minutes trying to get my brain around what just happened and assure myself there wasn't even a panel in the ceiling above the bed (I looked directly above where I was sleeping, where it was in the dream).
Wierdness happened again the next day when I happen to look up and to the left and see a panel! I slid the panel back and found a plastic bag full of British porno mags.
After 36 hours in planes and airports I finally got to my hotel in Bangkok and promptly crashed out. Had a dream that I was awake in the bed looking at the ceiling when a panel above me slid back and I got shot with a dart from a blow pipe paralyzing me and then two faces peered over the edge of the hole in the celing.
This is the part where I woke up but couldn't move, which freaked me out, I'd never had sleep paralysis before and didn't know it existed.
I felt like I could just barely shift my weight left and right, so I started trying to roll myself off the bed to wake up when it finally ended.
I had to sit there for about 20 minutes trying to get my brain around what just happened and assure myself there wasn't even a panel in the ceiling above the bed (I looked directly above where I was sleeping, where it was in the dream).
Wierdness happened again the next day when I happen to look up and to the left and see a panel! I slid the panel back and found a plastic bag full of British porno mags.
musclyjerk
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Vintovka - LOL! What an ending to a f***** story. Man, I don't know what I'd do if anything like that happened. Seeing actual entities in a semi-awake state. The thought of that scares the bejeesus out of me.
It's nasty stuff this sleep paralysis.
The Muscly Jerk
It's nasty stuff this sleep paralysis.
The Muscly Jerk
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
musclyjerk
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Rofl.. I bet you was wondering if there was some blow darts and a pipe in there right? 
I have to go to bed now.. but I don't f****** want to now.
Check me out being a pu$$y. f*** it, goodnight.
The Muscly Jerk
I have to go to bed now.. but I don't f****** want to now.
Check me out being a pu$$y. f*** it, goodnight.
The Muscly Jerk
dj ben2
Senior Don Juan
may sound girlish but i had one the other day after having a nightmare and i thought i saw a lil man sitting in a chair at the other side of my room glaring at me and i couldnt breath move or do anything for like 5 seconds before i snapped out of it and literally screamed like a gal for 10 secs b4 my dad ran in with a baseball bat thinking something bad was happening. lol
I can relate. I don't like waking up in the morning either. lol
Just kidding man. That stuff is seriously scary.
I've been scared only one time during sleep. I was tired and slept on my arm. When I woke up, I couldn't feel it or move it at all. I was sure I'd have to amputate it.
After dangling it for a while it started working again.
That and a seldom nightmare.
Just kidding man. That stuff is seriously scary.
I've been scared only one time during sleep. I was tired and slept on my arm. When I woke up, I couldn't feel it or move it at all. I was sure I'd have to amputate it.
After dangling it for a while it started working again.
That and a seldom nightmare.
HOLY FVCKING Sh!T WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS?!!!
I have NEVER heard of this and I hope I never experience this - YOU GET CHOKED in REAL LIFE?!??!
I am at a loss of words... you FEEL EVIL??
Wow. So how do you battle this thing?
I have NEVER heard of this and I hope I never experience this - YOU GET CHOKED in REAL LIFE?!??!
I am at a loss of words... you FEEL EVIL??
Wow. So how do you battle this thing?
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
I think this happened when I was younger. I remember lying in bed, looking out into the hallway (my door was open) and suddenly a big demon walked into the room. I blinked twice and he disappeared.
resume sleepage
resume sleepage
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DoubleA
Senior Don Juan
oOh Nasty,
Damn I guess my post didn't make it.
I had this problem. I actually thought I was being abducted by aliens. (No Bullshyte). But I found out about sleep paralysis and I deaded that theory..REAL QUICK.
It's VERY SCARRY. Nothing worse than having being awake and not being able to move.
Do you snore? Are you getting enough oxygen at night? It might have something to do with it. You can go and have a sleep study done to find out.
I plan on going for my snoring problem.
- DoubleAA
Damn I guess my post didn't make it.
I had this problem. I actually thought I was being abducted by aliens. (No Bullshyte). But I found out about sleep paralysis and I deaded that theory..REAL QUICK.
It's VERY SCARRY. Nothing worse than having being awake and not being able to move.
Do you snore? Are you getting enough oxygen at night? It might have something to do with it. You can go and have a sleep study done to find out.
I plan on going for my snoring problem.
- DoubleAA