Skilla_Staz
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Off topic a bit, but sometimes when I sleep, I wake up and have to pee, but my leg is numb, and I go to stand up, and well...I fall.
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- Thread starter oOh Nasty
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
musclyjerk
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This sleep paralysis is terrifying and it happens often to me.
It usually happens more than twice per week in some form or another.
The worst was when an 'evil' persence held my head down on the pillow and started squeezing my testicles (quite a vicous violation eh!) - the more I tried to move and fight it, the tighter they squeezed and the more it hurt. I was trying to cry out in terror for my father but I just couldn't get any words out at all.. eventually when you 'accept' your 'fate' and that you can't control it and you just relax.. you drift off back to sleep and it all goes away.
I f****** hate it, I'm glad I sleep on my side and in to my pillow at times 'cos if I slept on my back and had a demon sitting on me choking me I think I'd die of sheer terror.
This happens all the time. Sometimes I can't open my eyes and I'm petrified because I can sense evil presences in the room but I can't open my eyes to see them.. the mind can be a total c***.
The Muscly Jerk
It usually happens more than twice per week in some form or another.
The worst was when an 'evil' persence held my head down on the pillow and started squeezing my testicles (quite a vicous violation eh!) - the more I tried to move and fight it, the tighter they squeezed and the more it hurt. I was trying to cry out in terror for my father but I just couldn't get any words out at all.. eventually when you 'accept' your 'fate' and that you can't control it and you just relax.. you drift off back to sleep and it all goes away.
I f****** hate it, I'm glad I sleep on my side and in to my pillow at times 'cos if I slept on my back and had a demon sitting on me choking me I think I'd die of sheer terror.
This happens all the time. Sometimes I can't open my eyes and I'm petrified because I can sense evil presences in the room but I can't open my eyes to see them.. the mind can be a total c***.
The Muscly Jerk
I have had this happen to me once, I didn't know it was so common.
After 36 hours in planes and airports I finally got to my hotel in Bangkok and promptly crashed out. Had a dream that I was awake in the bed looking at the ceiling when a panel above me slid back and I got shot with a dart from a blow pipe paralyzing me and then two faces peered over the edge of the hole in the celing.
This is the part where I woke up but couldn't move, which freaked me out, I'd never had sleep paralysis before and didn't know it existed.
I felt like I could just barely shift my weight left and right, so I started trying to roll myself off the bed to wake up when it finally ended.
I had to sit there for about 20 minutes trying to get my brain around what just happened and assure myself there wasn't even a panel in the ceiling above the bed (I looked directly above where I was sleeping, where it was in the dream).
Wierdness happened again the next day when I happen to look up and to the left and see a panel! I slid the panel back and found a plastic bag full of British porno mags.
After 36 hours in planes and airports I finally got to my hotel in Bangkok and promptly crashed out. Had a dream that I was awake in the bed looking at the ceiling when a panel above me slid back and I got shot with a dart from a blow pipe paralyzing me and then two faces peered over the edge of the hole in the celing.
This is the part where I woke up but couldn't move, which freaked me out, I'd never had sleep paralysis before and didn't know it existed.
I felt like I could just barely shift my weight left and right, so I started trying to roll myself off the bed to wake up when it finally ended.
I had to sit there for about 20 minutes trying to get my brain around what just happened and assure myself there wasn't even a panel in the ceiling above the bed (I looked directly above where I was sleeping, where it was in the dream).
Wierdness happened again the next day when I happen to look up and to the left and see a panel! I slid the panel back and found a plastic bag full of British porno mags.
musclyjerk
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Vintovka - LOL! What an ending to a f***** story. Man, I don't know what I'd do if anything like that happened. Seeing actual entities in a semi-awake state. The thought of that scares the bejeesus out of me.
It's nasty stuff this sleep paralysis.
The Muscly Jerk
It's nasty stuff this sleep paralysis.
The Muscly Jerk
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
musclyjerk
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Rofl.. I bet you was wondering if there was some blow darts and a pipe in there right? 
I have to go to bed now.. but I don't f****** want to now.
Check me out being a pu$$y. f*** it, goodnight.
The Muscly Jerk
I have to go to bed now.. but I don't f****** want to now.
Check me out being a pu$$y. f*** it, goodnight.
The Muscly Jerk
dj ben2
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may sound girlish but i had one the other day after having a nightmare and i thought i saw a lil man sitting in a chair at the other side of my room glaring at me and i couldnt breath move or do anything for like 5 seconds before i snapped out of it and literally screamed like a gal for 10 secs b4 my dad ran in with a baseball bat thinking something bad was happening. lol
I can relate. I don't like waking up in the morning either. lol
Just kidding man. That stuff is seriously scary.
I've been scared only one time during sleep. I was tired and slept on my arm. When I woke up, I couldn't feel it or move it at all. I was sure I'd have to amputate it.
After dangling it for a while it started working again.
That and a seldom nightmare.
Just kidding man. That stuff is seriously scary.
I've been scared only one time during sleep. I was tired and slept on my arm. When I woke up, I couldn't feel it or move it at all. I was sure I'd have to amputate it.
After dangling it for a while it started working again.
That and a seldom nightmare.
HOLY FVCKING Sh!T WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS?!!!
I have NEVER heard of this and I hope I never experience this - YOU GET CHOKED in REAL LIFE?!??!
I am at a loss of words... you FEEL EVIL??
Wow. So how do you battle this thing?
I have NEVER heard of this and I hope I never experience this - YOU GET CHOKED in REAL LIFE?!??!
I am at a loss of words... you FEEL EVIL??
Wow. So how do you battle this thing?
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
I think this happened when I was younger. I remember lying in bed, looking out into the hallway (my door was open) and suddenly a big demon walked into the room. I blinked twice and he disappeared.
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resume sleepage
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
DoubleA
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oOh Nasty,
Damn I guess my post didn't make it.
I had this problem. I actually thought I was being abducted by aliens. (No Bullshyte). But I found out about sleep paralysis and I deaded that theory..REAL QUICK.
It's VERY SCARRY. Nothing worse than having being awake and not being able to move.
Do you snore? Are you getting enough oxygen at night? It might have something to do with it. You can go and have a sleep study done to find out.
I plan on going for my snoring problem.
- DoubleAA
Damn I guess my post didn't make it.
I had this problem. I actually thought I was being abducted by aliens. (No Bullshyte). But I found out about sleep paralysis and I deaded that theory..REAL QUICK.
It's VERY SCARRY. Nothing worse than having being awake and not being able to move.
Do you snore? Are you getting enough oxygen at night? It might have something to do with it. You can go and have a sleep study done to find out.
I plan on going for my snoring problem.
- DoubleAA