Alright, so I talked to this guy who said he was a chick magnet. Blah, blah, we get onto homecoming somehow and I say "She doesn't look like she has that great of an ass, we'll have to find out won't we". Then I straight slap the girl on the ass and she sort of goes away and I think I even saw her telling a friend about it. Chick seemed kind of pissed, oh well. Didn't really know the girl that well either. Funny thing is the guy was like "She liked it, do it again!".
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Slapping a girls ass playfully?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
KillingTime
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Umm, if you don't know the person well be VERY careful or just don't do that because it IS considered sexual harassment and can get you in some serious trouble.
Most women you've known for a while, if they have a playful attitude (most do) won't mind at all if you spank them or something but if you do that to someone you don't know it's just not right.
Most women you've known for a while, if they have a playful attitude (most do) won't mind at all if you spank them or something but if you do that to someone you don't know it's just not right.
Nothing wrong with slapping a chicks arse, most girls love it, but will sometimes act like its "so wrong of you" even tho they love it. Thats when you need a big pair of nuts, and not back down if she gets in strop.
EDIT: Dont listen to the guy above
EDIT: Dont listen to the guy above
Yeah, which is why girls do it to random guys all the time? If you do it playfully it's not harassment. If she keeps going "stop" and you continue to do it or she straight up tells you she doesn't like it, that's harassment.KillingTime said:
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aussiegoat55
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I apologize for him, he doesn't know the laws of Pakistan.sexybeast said:
Someone Much cooler
Senior Don Juan
yeah some guys do it, there are variables tho,. maybe she maces you, maybe her boy or her brother or her dad get mad and wanna stomp you out. A guy on the A train in NYC go shot in the stomach thru his spine, just the other day, for blowing a kiss at some dudes girl in front of him. I don't think he will ever walk again, or fvck for that matter
Someone Much cooler
Senior Don Juan
sexybeast- you gotta live in a bubble, you come to bedstuy, brooklyn and try that ****. Actually Fvck it, try that anywhere in NYC, queens, Crooklyn, bronx, manhattan, strong island....This is the real world, i agree with you but that is unsafe advice and way of thinking. you know what-leave the door to your house unlocked. Why lock-em, thats like sayin you scared, and not a man
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Yeah I do live in my own lil bubble, well observed. I cant speak for anyone livin in NYC, just for my england massive
Give me some idea how it is in NYC then. Cant you sexualy kino girls there?
To me this just sounds ridiculous. Sorry guys.
I live in the real world mate, and its good advice IMO. Maybe sh1t is really bad in NYC, maybe most guys are big pvssys in NYC, I dont know.
Oh please lol
Give me some idea how it is in NYC then. Cant you sexualy kino girls there?
To me this just sounds ridiculous. Sorry guys.
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
Slapping a girl's ass is considered "Sexual Battery" in most States.
You guys are lucky she wasn't that pissed and called the cops and had you arrested.
Don't ever do that sh*t again!
You do NOT touch a girl's ass whom you do not already have proof of intimacy (sexual, or sensual touching. kissing) that can hold up in a court of law. Witnesses being the number one asset.
Dude, seriously, don't do that sh*t.
you really don't know what kind of girl you're messing with.
You DO NOT want to be charged as a Sex Felon and in jail.
Do not confuse sexual battery with KINO!
You sexual escalate with a consenting adult.
You do not slap a girl's as for the fvck of it.
I've seen guys just touch a girl's arm get FIRED!
And a guy touch a girl sexually "suggestively" get fired and ARRESTED!
You guys are lucky she wasn't that pissed and called the cops and had you arrested.
Don't ever do that sh*t again!
You do NOT touch a girl's ass whom you do not already have proof of intimacy (sexual, or sensual touching. kissing) that can hold up in a court of law. Witnesses being the number one asset.
Dude, seriously, don't do that sh*t.
you really don't know what kind of girl you're messing with.
You DO NOT want to be charged as a Sex Felon and in jail.
Do not confuse sexual battery with KINO!
You sexual escalate with a consenting adult.
You do not slap a girl's as for the fvck of it.
I've seen guys just touch a girl's arm get FIRED!
And a guy touch a girl sexually "suggestively" get fired and ARRESTED!
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Keep slapping random girls asses and you gonna be cuffed in the back of some police car...
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
NewDestiny47
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Holy out of touch with reality batman! I dare you to go out on the street tomorrow, find some random women and just slap them in the ass and see if your not in jail at the end of the day.ElStud said:
If you KNOW someone it's no big deal, you can spank them, squeeze their boobs, whatever while playing around and they won't care. If you do that to random people that's just creepy, will give you a horrible reputation as a guy who can't get any and therfore goes around touching random women, and yes, you CAN be arrested.
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What man would charge for sexual harassment if a girl touched his ass?ElStud said:
Killer_Demo
Don Juan
depends on the girl, if u got a gut feeling she'd like it then y not?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.