Slap her ASS

[StoneCold]

Hey i was shopping for some clothes when i walked past the ladys section

so i see this hot blonde bending with a short skirt on and i simply slaped her ass in a nice freinldy way

u wouldnt belive it she turned around and smiled and said hey sexy we had some good convo after that she actually mentioned that slapping her ass felt good and no ones ever did that to her before its pretty funny

So if u Guyz find it hard to intate a convo
JUST SLAP HER ASS

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

Simply remarkable... this must go in the DJ Bible at once!

 

[Life-Trainee]

In the states it's defined as sexual assault or whatever.... Not gonna take my chances

 

[LostbutFound]

Yeah, I gotta go with Life on that one, definitely some jail time for that....

You gotta be the 1 in 1 million that got away with that. lololol

 

[StoneCold]

If u see a negative reaction on her face just tell her ur hand sliped or u just triped up it was more like a tap u know what i mean

or u can always point to someone next to u LOL

 

[So Many Ways]

Originally posted by Life-Trainee
In the states it's defined as sexual assault or whatever.... Not gonna take my chances

True true...I'm not doing that either unless I know the broad.

 

[Don of Truth]

Originally posted by StoneCold
Hey i was shopping for some clothes when i walked past the ladys section

so i see this hot blonde bending with a short skirt on and i simply slaped her ass in a nice freinldy way

u wouldnt belive it she turned around and smiled and said hey sexy we had some good convo after that she actually mentioned that slapping her ass felt good and no ones ever did that to her before its pretty funny

So if u Guyz find it hard to intate a convo
JUST SLAP HER ASS

LOL....that was awesome.
I have to agree with some of the other fellas. The feminazis have got us by the balls with this sexual harassment crap.
But you know what? I still think it's the fault of men (past generations) who let things get this far.

BUT...if you do it when no one is actually looking and it's just a "he said/she said" thing.....then did it actually happen ?? lol

 

[Unregistered]

Why not take the next logical step and just throw to the ground and penetrate her?

In a nice friendly fashion, of course.

 

[squirrels]

Unless you have a GOOD sign of positive interest, I'd wait to at least flirt a little before you go for her ass.

You got lucky. But good for you...f*ck it

 

[bfl]

so if a womam slaps a mans ass the man can press charges on her for sexual harrasment too??

I guess it works both ways right?

but i thnk ill pass on that tip... i dont want 1000 men slappin and rippin my whole in jail everyday

 

[Crank_It_Up]

would have been funny if her dad, brother, husband, boyfriend, or whatever walks around the corner of the aisle and gives the guy a beatdown... so much for slapping the a.ss of a stranger

 

[dietzcoi]

Bad idea!

Last week a US soldier stationed over here did just this in a disco. End result:

one italian dead
two germans in hospital
one turk stabbed
one american going to prison for a long, long time

BAD Idea!!!!!!

Dietzcoi

 

[JohnJones]

Sexual harrasment is a workplace concept. Since the dawn of the common law, anything other than accidental or privileged physical contact without consent is a battery of some kind.

You may get lucky (i.e., at a party, a drunk bunch of people at a concert, etc.) but in a department store this could get you handcuffed and on the ground in about two seconds, unless she happens to like it.

 

[Trance]

U were lucky not go get a face or even get slaped.

 

[CLOONEY]

Your an idiot and got VERY lucky.

 

[bfl]

Originally posted by dietzcoi
Bad idea!

Last week a US soldier stationed over here did just this in a disco. End result:

one italian dead
two germans in hospital
one turk stabbed
one american going to prison for a long, long time

BAD Idea!!!!!!

Dietzcoi

lmfao haha really bad idea

 

[Dirtheart]

Yep, sexual harrassment here in England too. In fact, I've NEVER seen or heard of a positive reaction from this. I know a guy who does it often and he has been slapped across the face, had drinks thrown at him, been kicked out of a bar and has earned the nickname "The Lech".

I have had women slap my ass too and regardless of who it is, I don't like it. I find it more degrading than a means of flirting.

 

[AMF]

Originally posted by dietzcoi
Bad idea!

Last week a US soldier stationed over here did just this in a disco. End result:

one italian dead
two germans in hospital
one turk stabbed
one american going to prison for a long, long time

Holy sh-t. Those UN conferences can sure get out of hand.

 

[DrSassyPants]

Dude, you got some balls if you really did that.

I wait until we're atleast dating until I try it (haven't found a girl who didn't like it yet, btw), and you use it as a damn pickup line. Careful bro!

 

[Paradox]

Oh come on! Thread closed.