"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skin care and Acne facial regimen

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Paranoid

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I havent had any major breakouts but there are a few red spots on my cheek...how do I get rid of them?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Nate235

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Paranoid,

If I were you I would get them checked by a dermatologist, as they may be something other than acne. There are all kinds of things that look similar to acne, like roscasia, hives, etc that would need different medicine.

Dermatologist will do 50 time more for your skin than over the counter bull shyt will every do! Just make sure you get a good one.
 

Paranoid

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Well..I dont think its acne.
Also, these spots arent spots per se...more of pimple marks which havent gone off completely.I think the term acne scars sums it up.
 

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Well if you are 100% sure they are acne scars, then you can get over the counter acne scar treatments like malderma. I am not sure as to their effectiveness, but you might do a search on this board or on the web for reviews. I believe though if you see a dermatologist they have some very effective, albiet painful ways of getting rid of it like Laser treatments, peels, etc.

Good luck.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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