Sitting at a coffee shop

[don juan jr]

Hey

I've been thinking up some scenarios in my head and i can see them becoming true. And i want to be prepared.

So you are sitting in a coffee shop with a three thing binder open in your hand. You notice a hottie checking you out. You make eye contact, smile, and say "hi."
"hi, whatcha readin there?"
"its top secret."
"oh really?"
"yes really."
"come on, i wanna know!"

what would you say next?
a. "like i said beb, top secret." and then close the binder
b. "well if you must know, i'm reading a book that will help me pick up women."
c. insert line here

 

[GloriouslyInsane]

"If i told you,i'd have to kill you" in an joking manner of course.

 

[AudiTy]

"It's my spell book. Go buy me a cookie or I'll turn you into a Squirrel"

 

[xblitz44x]

"It's my spell book. Go buy me a cookie or I'll turn you into a Squirrel"

I like that. Gloriously, you have the right idea but I'd advise against using the word "kill" in the first conversation with a woman you've met in public.

 

[GloriouslyInsane]

"It's my spell book. Go buy me a cookie or I'll turn you into a Squirrel"

That takes the cake!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"It's my spell book. Go buy me a cookie or I'll turn you into a Squirrel"

Squirrel, chipmunk, bunny, ferret; any cute little rodent... I like it!

 

[flippinfreak]

I'd go with b... you'd better be writing down C+F jokes next to everything there though, or they will believe you

blitz44, You've never heard the saying before? Try say it like a pirate next time somebody asks you "what's up"

Myself, "Oh, nothing that you would understand" "why? Because your a girl, *swipe hand over head* right over your head"

That way your playing on her last words "oh come on I wanna know"

 

[AudiTy]

"It's my spell book. Go buy me a cookie or I'll turn you into a Squirrel"

I like that. Gloriously, you have the right idea but I'd advise against using the word "kill" in the first conversation with a woman you've met in public.

Way to quote

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

Squirrel, chipmunk, bunny, ferret; any cute little rodent... I like it!

i was thinking of dog actualy, but speaking of squirrel, where is he? havent seen him in ages, this thread just reminded me of him!

 

[xblitz44x]

Way to quote

I gave you credit and said that I like your idea. Then I said, as a seperate idea, that Gloriously's idea was good too but he should avoid using the world 'kill'. I should have broken the paragraphs up. My apologies.

 

[AudiTy]

Oh right lol, I thought you were using 'Gloriously' as a descriptive word :crackup:

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

i was thinking of dog actualy, but speaking of squirrel, where is he? havent seen him in ages, this thread just reminded me of him!

Good question, haven't seen him around in ages.

 

[don juan jr]

"It's my spell book. Go buy me a cookie or I'll turn you into a Squirrel"

haha i like taht one. keep up the good work

 

[chickenlegs03]

I like that. Gloriously, you have the right idea but I'd advise against using the word "kill" in the first conversation with a woman you've met in public.

in fact, don't use anything that may make them think you are a violent person.

i was doing an approach once, a long time ago and it was going great...

the girl had a little scar on her ear and told me about how her brother hit her with a golf club when they were tiny kids...and then i made the mistake of telling her how i slammed the door on my little sister's face when we were like 7 and 8.

not sure if that was it, but it kind of went down hill from there...

 

[flippinfreak]

in fact, don't use anything that may make them think you are a violent person.

i was doing an approach once, a long time ago and it was going great...

the girl had a little scar on her ear and told me about how her brother hit her with a golf club when they were tiny kids...and then i made the mistake of telling her how i slammed the door on my little sister's face when we were like 7 and 8.

not sure if that was it, but it kind of went down hill from there...

LOL nice story...
blah blah blah "I got it from a golf club when I was a kid"
'OMG REALLY WOW!!!! I SLAMMED A DOOR INTO MY SISTERS FACE!!!! ROFL!!!"

awkward silence for two minutes while you never beak eye contact.

"DOOR IN HER FACE!!! ROFL!!!!"