"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Single malt fans: Single malts over women

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Good day single malt fans.

We all know that some things (many) are better than woman and those of you who who have been blanked by your missus but kept steady on your feet by the fact that you had a steady collection of single malts in your front room cabinet know exactly what I'm talking about.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has experienced "jealousy" from a woman over his single malt collection. Crazy fvcking biatches.

This thread is a break from those tiresome biatches and a walk into the world of manly single malts where we can discuss our favorite tiples and explore are tasting experiences.

Blog your tasting experience and give your notes!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Glenfarclas 12 year: highland single malt

Speyside single malt with a gorgeous sherry character. Note: Whisky is subjective, but my own personal introduction was the macallan 12 year old and I was blown away by the sherry element. A whisky matured in sherry casks, I'd tasted nothing like this (I'd tasted blends).

Glenfarclas steps up sherried casks but with added ABV of 43% (note: try the macallan beside this and you'll see it's missing from the macallan.....more abv and the macallan would be killing.

All of the distills are direct fire, chill filtered whisky. Really fvcking tasty.

Private owned distillery which means that this is a reasonably priced 12 year compared to the price of other 12 years.

Price quality: this is purchased under 40 bones at 1 liter.

Liquorish, a little toffyish with a little nutmeg. Raison, rich dried fruit. Some menthol. This is fvcking lovely.

I'd recommend. I want a second glass. Nicely full bodied without being overbearing.
 

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I observe unbelieavable collection of fags here. You know what is single malt?



Every bottle comes out of something like this, it's called a distiller. Do you know why it's called single malt? Because it is distilled 1 time only, so it keeps its inpurities. The rest is bottle and presentation.

The stuff that you can distill with that thing! Your fancy single malt, just pour it in, for further distillation.
 

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I make single malt whiskey, I just don't like it. There is finer alcohol. Stuff I make does not make your head hurt the next morning.
single malts are made prodemently in ireland and scotland+

where do you work two bit gambler?
 
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