"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Single malt fans: Single malts over women

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Good day single malt fans.

We all know that some things (many) are better than woman and those of you who who have been blanked by your missus but kept steady on your feet by the fact that you had a steady collection of single malts in your front room cabinet know exactly what I'm talking about.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has experienced "jealousy" from a woman over his single malt collection. Crazy fvcking biatches.

This thread is a break from those tiresome biatches and a walk into the world of manly single malts where we can discuss our favorite tiples and explore are tasting experiences.

Blog your tasting experience and give your notes!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Glenfarclas 12 year: highland single malt

Speyside single malt with a gorgeous sherry character. Note: Whisky is subjective, but my own personal introduction was the macallan 12 year old and I was blown away by the sherry element. A whisky matured in sherry casks, I'd tasted nothing like this (I'd tasted blends).

Glenfarclas steps up sherried casks but with added ABV of 43% (note: try the macallan beside this and you'll see it's missing from the macallan.....more abv and the macallan would be killing.

All of the distills are direct fire, chill filtered whisky. Really fvcking tasty.

Private owned distillery which means that this is a reasonably priced 12 year compared to the price of other 12 years.

Price quality: this is purchased under 40 bones at 1 liter.

Liquorish, a little toffyish with a little nutmeg. Raison, rich dried fruit. Some menthol. This is fvcking lovely.

I'd recommend. I want a second glass. Nicely full bodied without being overbearing.
 

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I observe unbelieavable collection of fags here. You know what is single malt?



Every bottle comes out of something like this, it's called a distiller. Do you know why it's called single malt? Because it is distilled 1 time only, so it keeps its inpurities. The rest is bottle and presentation.

The stuff that you can distill with that thing! Your fancy single malt, just pour it in, for further distillation.
 

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I make single malt whiskey, I just don't like it. There is finer alcohol. Stuff I make does not make your head hurt the next morning.
single malts are made prodemently in ireland and scotland+

where do you work two bit gambler?
 
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