"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I've been on this site for quite a while, and I read it daily cause it helps me kill some time on my fvcking boring job.
I keep coming across the same types of posts.

Here are some simple tips

1. Get off your fvcking ass and just ask the woman out

2. Who gives a shyt if she says no, its not like she pulled your pants down in public. She says no, who cares what she thinks - she just proved she has no taste by rejecting you.

3. Dont read too much into what people say, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

4. Dont get emotional about a woman until she's giving birth to your first baby. Until then and even after then, she's liable to fvck you over.

5. Take any chance you get and stop pulling flower petals "she loves me she loves me not" like a 10 year old with a crush and just get out there and make yourself happy - if you're getting conflicting signals, start looking for someone else and hedge your bets.

6. Your time and life is too valuable to be sitting around worrying.

7. If you bomb out with women say like 41 times in a row, either lower your standards and stop whining or find something else to do while you regroup.

8. Sometimes you can do everything right and still not get the girl, then the problem is with the girl.

9. make as many new friends as you can, new friends means new possibilities. Plus you'll feel less alone and empty. (it seems alot of people are these days)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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*stands up and claps*

well said there.
 

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4. Dont get emotional about a woman until she's giving birth to your first baby. Until then and even after then, she's liable to fvck you over.

I don't agree ! Even after that she's liable to fvck you over !!!!!
 

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Originally posted by Pedro:
4. Dont get emotional about a woman until she's giving birth to your first baby. Until then and even after then, she's liable to fvck you over.

I don't agree ! Even after that she's liable to fvck you over !!!!!
????????
 

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Originally posted by DonJoey:
3. Dont read too much into what people say, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Not if your Bill Clinton!!!


Great tips!!

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Nice guys wait, GOOD guys date!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DonJoey

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Originally posted by Pedro:
4. Dont get emotional about a woman until she's giving birth to your first baby. Until then and even after then, she's liable to fvck you over.

I don't agree ! Even after that she's liable to fvck you over !!!!!
That's what I just said!

[This message has been edited by DonJoey (edited 10-25-2001).]
 

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Bump (why not everyone else does)
 

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Originally posted by DonJoey:
Bump (why not everyone else does)
I would have bumped but you beat me to it!

Great post!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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