MatureDJ
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At My Suggestion, My Husband Got a Vasectomy. Now It’s the Biggest Regret of Our Lives.
Every erection causes a world of pain. I can't take it anymore.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Simp allows wifey to talk him into getting vasectomy, now has painful erections and no sex, and wifey wants a divorce
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
BaronOfHair
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He allowed himself to be castrated long before the operation took place
FlexpertHamilton
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vasectomies aren't castration. not sure if you were just reaching for the sake of a joke. but yes if this story is true, you're probably right.
i've never heard of this happening. i suspect 99% of news outlets are posting nothing but ragebaits nowdays so I assume the story is fabricating details or is just completely made up.
taiyuu_otoko
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There's always more to the story.
Husband probably doesn't want to have sex with wifey, so he says it hurts.
If the only issue was painful erections, they'd figure something out to keep each other happy.
Getting boners is part of a normal sleep cycle.
If dude got pain with every boner he'd figure out from a doctor what was up after seven years.
At the very least, dude should strap on a big KOCK to keep wifey happy if that was the issue.
Also, she wants to bang other dudes.
Husband probably doesn't want to have sex with wifey, so he says it hurts.
If the only issue was painful erections, they'd figure something out to keep each other happy.
Getting boners is part of a normal sleep cycle.
If dude got pain with every boner he'd figure out from a doctor what was up after seven years.
At the very least, dude should strap on a big KOCK to keep wifey happy if that was the issue.
Also, she wants to bang other dudes.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Tilex
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Her story sounds convoluted.
She made him get expensive surgery with a cheap doctor so she wouldn't get pregnant, but didn't consider taking birth control?
It's not that difficult for her to get a prescription or receive an injection that lasts 3-6 months.
It seems like no one did any research or he was too passive about it.
There's also desensitizing gel or kegal exercises if he c** too quick.
She made him get expensive surgery with a cheap doctor so she wouldn't get pregnant, but didn't consider taking birth control?
It's not that difficult for her to get a prescription or receive an injection that lasts 3-6 months.
It seems like no one did any research or he was too passive about it.
There's also desensitizing gel or kegal exercises if he c** too quick.
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You don't have sex anyway,so what was the point?
I have a girlfriend nowYou don't have sex anyway,so what was the point?
Long-distance (way across the country) for the time being (but we had sex on our meetup last weekend)
Our next meetup is in September
She's eventually moving to my area
corrector
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Congrats! It looks like your investment in self-improvement has paid off as you have a real gf.
MatureDJ
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Having to wear a dildo for wifey has to be the most brutal mog any man could possibly endure other than in-your-face adultery like what happened to William C. Macy's character in "Boogie Nights".
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
