"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
signs she loves you
- Thread starter frivolousz21
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Alphathree
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Lol "Alphathree should not assume"
Actually nevermind, it has nothing to do with your looks, it's your maturity that's coming through.
I date 19 years old hotties who are extremely fickle sometimes, so I forget that there are attractive women older than me who aren't like that=p
A lot of times if there's some teenager with a b*tch shield that I can't pass, I'll say something like, "you won't be hot forever. Men just add character as they age. As for you, maybe you'll become a normal person when you get older."
Sometimes this goes through a bytch shield like Klingon torpedoes in the episode where they steal the Enterprise's shield frequency.
pimpfromdayone
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Hot women just start out very immature and bratty, and date loser after loser, driven only by emotions, living moment to moment
By the time most are 30, their looks are going downhill and they are forced to wise-up and get a good man while they still can
I like your attitude Alphathree, straighten those bad-attitude women out.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.