"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sif this would work in real life. movies are bullsh|t.

Tails

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anyone seen the movie mo' money? staring damon wayans, his brother and stacey dash?

well get this right, him and his bro are a couple of con artists. one day they are trying to make cash on the side of the road, busy place mind you, damon wayans character is selling kids books right. this fine gal (stacey dash) comes along and wants to buy one, so he's thinkin', god dayem! he wants her right.

so anyway, she starts making her way to work and what does this crazy fuker damon do? he follows her trying to chat her up (mind you he knows his stuff, C+F, etc), but he follows her all the way to work, asking her out on a date. wtf? isn't this stalking?
and she's like, "hehe" *giggle giggle*

so anyway, she walks off and goes to work, so he heads back like "dayem :( "

so he see's a "wanted" poster in the admin area and applies for it. (the place she works).

he get's the job, then he's working where she works soon. he starts pulling more moves. she's already got a boyfriend, who she doesn't really like anymore and soon dumps him. she see's how funny and happy damon's character is. he makes her laugh alot (good stuff).

but, isn't this like a little desperate? i don't see how he ends up getting the girl in the end. he was being desperate, he was practically stalking her.

is this bullsh|t or what? i don't think that'd work. lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Knicknack

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it's a ficticious movie. just laugh and don't try to understand it. if he did all that BS in real life she'd probably have a restraining order against him...
 

Paradox

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AFC's get away with this kind of stuff all of the time.

I'm sure somewhere in the world that this is a true story for someone.
 

Porky

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Movies should all be taken completely seriously.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Crank_It_Up

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and let's not stray from the almighty dj bible, it is absolutely the only way to get a girl, nothing else could possibly work, never think for yourself and actually try to understand your target, just blindly follow the dj bible. The thought that the character in the movie was successful while not strictly following the dj bible will cause me to lose a lot of sleep tonight.
 
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