"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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should i stop wasting my time????

asiacbrf2

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hey y'all

heres a quick synopsis. Ive been talkin to this girl for about a month now and we dont get to see each other often cause all the stuff we gotta do. Anywho, so its evident that i like her and vice versa. SO last thursday, we go out and we both get tipsy and i started mouthing off, tellin her that i like her and what are my chances, and all that stuff--Yeah, i know, stupid! Anywho, so she continues calling me everyday, talking for a few minutes and what not. Well last night, we go out and i go for a kiss, but i get the cheek. And its been like that for a while now! Go for a kiss- cheek! Go for a kiss-cheek! Should i just stop wasting my time?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
:crackup:

"What are my chances" was my favorite part!

:crackup:
Well regaining your composure, are you going to comment on the obvious problem with this situation or should I?
 

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if hasnt yet told you to stop trying to kiss her then hell no dont stop.be persistent some day it will work out how you want it. cause i wouldnt kiss some chick on the cheeks if she was my friend so she knows your intentions,she just isnt ready yet.
 

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you will finger her ***** **** it harder and harder with your fingers till the ***** mucus is like a river!!!
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
:rolleyes:

asiacbrf2 she's acting this way because it's not that she doesn't like you. She doesn't like AFC's (Average Frustrated Chumps). And that's how you're acting. I believe every guys has a Don Juan inside him and he can bring it out with the right training and experience.

Read the bible and the archives and apply what you read.
I'll add that you've only seen each other twice in a month, the first time you were a drunk AFC. What have you done that would make her want to kiss you? Is there any mutual chemistry or attraction?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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asiacbrf2

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ouch! lol, u guys are crazy! in a good way of course! Thats why i love this site, u guys tell it the way it is. Btw, we went out a few times, but that was like to starbucks and sh!t. But this is what im gonna do, imma just scratch this and start over with another. This time, imma read the bible! lol, thanks!
 
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