"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should I go to this party?

bud_2005

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Ok there is a house party tonight. Part of me wants to go and the other part doesn't. I'm a quiet guy. I don't have any beer. I'm tired. I'm afraid that if I go I'm just going to stand there and watch everyone have a good time because I can't think of much to talk about. Is there any good reason to go?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by bud_2005
Ok there is a house party tonight. Part of me wants to go and the other part doesn't. I'm a quiet guy. I don't have any beer. I'm tired. I'm afraid that if I go I'm just going to stand there and watch everyone have a good time because I can't think of much to talk about. Is there any good reason to go?
Hey you never know what will happen. Because you are already thinking that you will have a bad time you already set yourself up for faliure. Its a self fulfilling prophesy

You might meet some really cool people there or a great girl but you will never know that if you don't go. Sometimes are own life changes due to small events because we bothered going and try it out, instead of staying home alone and ending up playing with your d1ck in the dark.

DjDamage.
 

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If You don't want to go don't go if you do go but remember if your looking for that one special she won't be in your bedroom playing playstation 2 she might be at the party
 
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