Should I Game At The Sperm Bank?

[bigappledj]

I donate and there is this amazing hb9 that works there. I don't even know what she does, but I think she must handle my product. Not usually hard for me to get up and go initiate a conversation, but it does weird me out a bit knowing that she knows just what I am capable of doing. I gotta go tomorrow so I am thinking of saying something. Seeing her there definitely does make work a lot easier.

Any of you men ever game at the sperm bank? Is it worth it?

 

[Create Reality]

accidently dump your spooge on her. then offer to clean it up. great initiator for kino!!!

 

[The Sperminator]

Just go up to her and say excuse me are you the sperm bank because I would love to donate.

 

[killbill]

accidently dump your spooge on her. then offer to clean it up. great initiator for kino!!!

lol



dude who cares where she works. get her number. just think later if you are with her atleast you have a funny story to tell about how you met her lol.

 

[Obsidian]

wow

 

[bigappledj]

lol



dude who cares where she works. get her number. just think later if you are with her atleast you have a funny story to tell about how you met her lol.

You don't understand. It is an odd environment. I feel like a big league athlete when I step through those doors. What if I can't deliver? You try delivering when a hb9 is outside waiting for you. If I deliver too fast is she going to think I am that hard up? The fact that I don't like porn might make her think I have visions of her bottom in my head. I think I am going to quit this. Here I thought it would be a painless way to make money. What is worse is that it has sapped my overall sex drive. All I think of is the smell of that place.

 

[~attrACTION~]

double post (getting use my new laptop)...please delete

 

[~attrACTION~]

Excuse me for asking, but why the fvck are you at a sperm bank in the first place? You just enjoy donating sperm?

^Oh, never mind, I just read your last post. So it's painless money? Shoot, I better look this up online and start donating some myself

 

[theunflushables]

You don't understand. It is an odd environment. I feel like a big league athlete when I step through those doors. What if I can't deliver? You try delivering when a hb9 is outside waiting for you. If I deliver too fast is she going to think I am that hard up? The fact that I don't like porn might make her think I have visions of her bottom in my head. I think I am going to quit this. Here I thought it would be a painless way to make money. What is worse is that it has sapped my overall sex drive. All I think of is the smell of that place.

Doesn't this sound like a Seinfeld episode. I could see the ending to, Kramer comes flying through the door which knocks a cup of Jerry's splooge on to Elaine.

 

[ValleyDJing]

I got a better question. How much do these places pay? Cuz, if I had a nickle for everytime I jacked off....LMAO!!!!! :crackup: :crackup:

 

[ryannath]

I think they pay $50 a load, but I could be wrong.

 

[DJDamage]

Next time you finish squirting your load in a cup, walk out with a big smile on your face past her desk and say "work is so much easier when I think about you".

 

[penkitten]

i think there is already some sort of process in place that determines if you would be accepted to donate or sell your sperm....
not all are chosen that apply

 

[snowdog]

I donate and there is this amazing hb9 that works there. I don't even know what she does, but I think she must handle my product. Not usually hard for me to get up and go initiate a conversation, but it does weird me out a bit knowing that she knows just what I am capable of doing. I gotta go tomorrow so I am thinking of saying something. Seeing her there definitely does make work a lot easier.

Any of you men ever game at the sperm bank? Is it worth it?

Shoot your load in her eye. That should get her attention.

 

[bigappledj]

One thousand and one forms to fill out. I did it simply to win a large bet. The f***** still hasn't paid me though. They only accept certain people.

I wish I could bulls*** and give you men a good story, but I can't. I went today and she wasn't there. I don't know what is wrong with me though. The only time I get excited these days is when I enter that little room. 45 seconds later I am done. Of course I can't split after I have been in there in there for such a short period of time. I gotta just sit there looking at it for another four or five minutes. Afterwards I feel so violated.

 

[snowdog]

Haha. The 'violated' remark made me laugh.

How much money do you get to do that? Can you donate infinite times a day? That's a fun way of getting rich.

 

[DJDamage]

That's a fun way of getting rich.

I rather know where my DNA is going.

Any woman who goes to get a sperm from a bank is desperate (how hard it is to convince a man to have sex with you?) either they are ugly or a lesbian. Imagine what kind of answer the kid is going to recieve from his mom of how he came to this world "well poopsy, an unknown man left his man juice in a cup, and i went to buy that cup and the doctor took the cup and put the man juice in my whoohaa and that is how you came to be".

 

[diizy]

Just go up to her and say excuse me are you the sperm bank because I would love to donate.

Hahaha, thats a good one.

 

[BlahUgh]

Am I the only one that would feel wierd knowing that I could potentially have babies somewhere out there?

 

[ValleyDJing]

Just go up to her and say excuse me are you the sperm bank because I would love to donate.

I'm not one for pickup lines, but that s.hit is original!!