"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should I Game At The Sperm Bank?

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bigappledj

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I donate and there is this amazing hb9 that works there. I don't even know what she does, but I think she must handle my product. Not usually hard for me to get up and go initiate a conversation, but it does weird me out a bit knowing that she knows just what I am capable of doing. I gotta go tomorrow so I am thinking of saying something. Seeing her there definitely does make work a lot easier.

Any of you men ever game at the sperm bank? Is it worth it?
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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accidently dump your spooge on her. then offer to clean it up. great initiator for kino!!!
 

The Sperminator

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Just go up to her and say excuse me are you the sperm bank because I would love to donate.
 

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Create Reality said:
accidently dump your spooge on her. then offer to clean it up. great initiator for kino!!!


lol



dude who cares where she works. get her number. just think later if you are with her atleast you have a funny story to tell about how you met her lol. :)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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killbill said:
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dude who cares where she works. get her number. just think later if you are with her atleast you have a funny story to tell about how you met her lol. :)
You don't understand. It is an odd environment. I feel like a big league athlete when I step through those doors. What if I can't deliver? You try delivering when a hb9 is outside waiting for you. If I deliver too fast is she going to think I am that hard up? The fact that I don't like porn might make her think I have visions of her bottom in my head. I think I am going to quit this. Here I thought it would be a painless way to make money. What is worse is that it has sapped my overall sex drive. All I think of is the smell of that place.
 

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Excuse me for asking, but why the fvck are you at a sperm bank in the first place? You just enjoy donating sperm?

^Oh, never mind, I just read your last post. So it's painless money? Shoot, I better look this up online and start donating some myself :D
 

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bigappledj said:
You don't understand. It is an odd environment. I feel like a big league athlete when I step through those doors. What if I can't deliver? You try delivering when a hb9 is outside waiting for you. If I deliver too fast is she going to think I am that hard up? The fact that I don't like porn might make her think I have visions of her bottom in my head. I think I am going to quit this. Here I thought it would be a painless way to make money. What is worse is that it has sapped my overall sex drive. All I think of is the smell of that place.

Doesn't this sound like a Seinfeld episode. I could see the ending to, Kramer comes flying through the door which knocks a cup of Jerry's splooge on to Elaine.
 

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I got a better question. How much do these places pay? Cuz, if I had a nickle for everytime I jacked off....LMAO!!!!! :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i think there is already some sort of process in place that determines if you would be accepted to donate or sell your sperm....
not all are chosen that apply
 

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bigappledj said:
I donate and there is this amazing hb9 that works there. I don't even know what she does, but I think she must handle my product. Not usually hard for me to get up and go initiate a conversation, but it does weird me out a bit knowing that she knows just what I am capable of doing. I gotta go tomorrow so I am thinking of saying something. Seeing her there definitely does make work a lot easier.

Any of you men ever game at the sperm bank? Is it worth it?
Shoot your load in her eye. That should get her attention.
 

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One thousand and one forms to fill out. I did it simply to win a large bet. The f***** still hasn't paid me though. They only accept certain people.

I wish I could bulls*** and give you men a good story, but I can't. I went today and she wasn't there. I don't know what is wrong with me though. The only time I get excited these days is when I enter that little room. 45 seconds later I am done. Of course I can't split after I have been in there in there for such a short period of time. I gotta just sit there looking at it for another four or five minutes. Afterwards I feel so violated.
 

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The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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snowdog said:
That's a fun way of getting rich.
I rather know where my DNA is going.

Any woman who goes to get a sperm from a bank is desperate (how hard it is to convince a man to have sex with you?) either they are ugly or a lesbian. Imagine what kind of answer the kid is going to recieve from his mom of how he came to this world "well poopsy, an unknown man left his man juice in a cup, and i went to buy that cup and the doctor took the cup and put the man juice in my whoohaa and that is how you came to be".
 

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The Sperminator said:
Just go up to her and say excuse me are you the sperm bank because I would love to donate.
Hahaha, thats a good one.
 

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Am I the only one that would feel wierd knowing that I could potentially have babies somewhere out there?
 

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The Sperminator said:
Just go up to her and say excuse me are you the sperm bank because I would love to donate.

I'm not one for pickup lines, but that s.hit is original!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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