"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should I date only cougars?

sosousage

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By definition cougar is older woman who have sex with younger men.

But Im tired of getting nexted because she found someone who lives alone so she can bang him without his parrents or her parrents hearing.


Im considering only dating older girls (in their 30s) that live alone so its not a problem.

There are girls asking me for date that are in their 20s but im too often getting nexted because of it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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At least u r not going after trannies.

For practise, a woman is a woman regardless of age. Above all else, she has to be attractive and bang-able.

I suggest you fool around with college girls, their more fun and there's no commitment from them.
 

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By definition cougar is older woman who have sex with younger men.

But Im tired of getting nexted because she found someone who lives alone so she can bang him without his parrents or her parrents hearing.


Im considering only dating older girls (in their 30s) that live alone so its not a problem.

There are girls asking me for date that are in their 20s but im too often getting nexted because of it.
Are you saying you don’t have your own place?

-Augustus-
 

MrWood

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gtfo of your parents... 23... grow up
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sosousage

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A lot of college girls have their own apartment.
im not sure whats the equivalent naming of college in my country because we dont have college but students either live with parents or with friends, and in both cases they are more than likely to next someone like them, without a place and car, for a guy with car and his own place (assuming we are talking about females)
 

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I would always want my own wheels of some sort. But I like motorcycles, and I would take a beat-up scooter over not having any transportation.

What about trees? Do you have those? Take her to the woods and bend her over against a tree.
 

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no im 23 and girls my age or even younger look for dude with his home
Bit hard to get your own place when you work in McDonalds, literally.

Time to step up the real "game": Your life.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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meh, living alone or not is just a excuse really, you could always go to a motel if you really lack a place to do the deed, I would recomend you work on yourself more and stop waste time with gold diggers
 

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meh, living alone or not is just a excuse really, you could always go to a motel if you really lack a place to do the deed, I would recomend you work on yourself more and stop waste time with gold diggers
i dont think its an excuse. why do you think girls in early 20s want older men? own place and financial stability is one of the main reasons
 

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You older guys who are telling him to get his own place are actually retarded. Don’t you know how hard it is to do that nowadays? This economic system isn’t the same as it was 20+ years ago. There are no more jobs that someone in his 20s can have to get his own place or maintain a family. They don’t exist anymore. They just aren’t here. Maybe in the Philippines, or India, or China, or Mexico. But not in the US.
 

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You older guys who are telling him to get his own place are actually retarded. Don’t you know how hard it is to do that nowadays? This economic system isn’t the same as it was 20+ years ago. There are no more jobs that someone in his 20s can have to get his own place or maintain a family. They don’t exist anymore. They just aren’t here. Maybe in the Philippines, or India, or China, or Mexico. But not in the US.
I was making 160K at 25 in a cheap area and bought my first house at 24....
 

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You older guys who are telling him to get his own place are actually retarded. Don’t you know how hard it is to do that nowadays? This economic system isn’t the same as it was 20+ years ago. There are no more jobs that someone in his 20s can have to get his own place or maintain a family. They don’t exist anymore. They just aren’t here. Maybe in the Philippines, or India, or China, or Mexico. But not in the US.
im from Poland but that doesnt matter. I will just date cougars
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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selling cars

I was one of the best in my industry at a very young age
But that’s not something that everyone has. That’s like stocks and bonds. Very volatile. You need to know what you’re doing and/or have some luck or otherwise you lose out big.
 

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By definition cougar is older woman who have sex with younger men.

But Im tired of getting nexted because she found someone who lives alone so she can bang him without his parrents or her parrents hearing.


Im considering only dating older girls (in their 30s) that live alone so its not a problem.

There are girls asking me for date that are in their 20s but im too often getting nexted because of it.
Sounds like a good plan. Date with older ladies for some time until you become bored, in that time you will learn many useful things from them if you understand what I mean, so bro, as I said it looks as a good plan... :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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