"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tell him that no one gives a f*ck about his stupid clothing and then tell him to go get bent. Then tell him that all the clothes in the world couldn't help that face of his.

My job is done.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh my wow.
What have these fourms come too since I was last on here?

Is it really worth it to lose a friend you've known for a long time for 6 years? Has he always been by your side in any problem?
Would he be by your side with any problem you come across? If yes than its not worth losing a friend over. Just let it slide man
If he wants to feel good over having some oh so supposebly expensive clothes than let him. Maybe you should try the same and brag too.
 

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after read this post i can not believe you guys no like my tips.

what is this crap? this site is for man with testicle not for little boy who cry over shirt.

moderators delete my tip.

i say girl care about details. man see bigger picture. who care if your friend where whatever he want. why you care so much where he get shirt from or even what he wear? you insecure like little girl.

real man no care for small stuff like that.

i still can not believe they say i post bad and then this man write so much and other person still serious to him in reply they give.

also you post here since 3 year ago and you say this? go read bible you afc. do it now
 

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Originally posted by PurplePimp
after read this post i can not believe you guys no like my tips.

what is this crap? this site is for man with testicle not for little boy who cry over shirt.

moderators delete my tip.

i say girl care about details. man see bigger picture. who care if your friend where whatever he want. why you care so much where he get shirt from or even what he wear? you insecure like little girl.

real man no care for small stuff like that.

i still can not believe they say i post bad and then this man write so much it make me hungry and other person still serious to him in reply they give.
haha i can imagine the asian store owners from dont be a meanace in south central while drinking your juice or whatever saying that

Real men dont care about small stuff like that huh? Intresting way of viewing it.

But hey let him do what he wants
 

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Originally posted by PurplePimp
after read this post i can not believe you guys no like my tips.

what is this crap? this site is for man with testicle not for little boy who cry over shirt.

moderators delete my tip.

i say girl care about details. man see bigger picture. who care if your friend where whatever he want. why you care so much where he get shirt from or even what he wear? you insecure like little girl.

real man no care for small stuff like that.

i still can not believe they say i post bad and then this man write so much and other person still serious to him in reply they give.

also you post here since 3 year ago and you say this? go read bible you afc. do it now
When I read this I can hear a Russian voice in my head.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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