"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Should I call my best friends ex?

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First off the problem isint if he minds. He doesnt care, he wants me to hit it he broke it off with her and he gave me the number, yeah thats out of the way.

I dont know if its creepy or not Ive never talked to her on the phone ive only talked to her when im with my best-friend, but she imed me all the time when I used to go on AIM. She used to ask me to chill with her all the time but we just never got around to it I guess, shes also told me im the coolest person shes ever met, hah.

She would also rub up against me and give me massages all the time and **** and tell me how she thinks im hot and her friends think im hot. She also hooked me up with her cousin at her party a few months ago.

So basically im here with her number should I call her out of the blue after shes been broken up with my friend and I havent seen her in a week.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I dunno man, she sounds kinda desperate from what I hear.
 
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she is kind of psycho but shes hot and I wanna hit that **** any tips
 
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damn, how can you guys right off the bat tell shes psycho? youre all very perceptive
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Mystic
damn, how can you guys right off the bat tell shes psycho? youre all very perceptive
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well shes most likely trying to get back at her ex for something.
 
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Mystic:

Bro your the R-E-B-O-U-N-D!!! As long as you don't get attached then your good, otherwise you'll get PLAYED!!


PIMP
 
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Just fyck her. See if you can EVEN do that.
 
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who has been there for you man? your best friend's ex or your best friend? know where your loyalty lie at and think with the "right head."
 
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Originally posted by DJ_Dork
who has been there for you man? your best friend's ex or your best friend? know where your loyalty lie at and think with the "right head."
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I just told you its not an issue. He wants me to get with her, hes railing 2 other girls right now and is helping me get with her.

Bartender she has always been flirtatious towards me even when they were going out but I didnt want to do **** because it was my friends girl.

Yeah im on the rebound im not looking for a relationship I just want to get play. So guys should I make the call to her?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Just curious, do you know why your friend broke up with her in the first place?
 
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Originally posted by DiSt0rTi0n_07
Just curious, do you know why your friend broke up with her in the first place?
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They usually always break up and get back together but this time they were broken up and he was ****ing her ex-best friend who she hates and her. She knew they were seeing each other and forced him to choose. He chose the other girl because he was sick of her ****.
 
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Stay away from the best friend's gf even if she's the ex. Your best friend will say he doesn't mind but he will mind when he sees the two of you together. Would you mind if you were in that situation? Another thing, she was giving u massages while she was involved with your best friend? wtf? You guys are right, this chick is a psycho and got an F- for integrity. I wouldn't even f*ck her not to mention having anything to do with her.
 
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Originally posted by Mystic
They usually always break up and get back together but this time they were broken up and he was ****ing her ex-best friend who she hates and her.
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Like I said earlier, this chick is just trying to get revenge at your boy. Believe me...I've been there.
 
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Ok update.

I decided to get her number from her on aim. When I went on AIM i was not in the DJ confident mindset which sucked. Its easier to be in that mindset on the phone or in person for me.

I waited like 10 mins for her to IM me and she didnt I was like fawk. I imed her and started shooting the **** with her for like 5 mins (whats up how u been etc) She told me she was busy for the week and that 2 guys were coming to visit her this week. I just played it off like i dont care.

there was a brief 2 min pause. I was thinking alright I need to get balls to ask for her number and to chill with her.
Then shes like you know what we should do, chill sometime. So now I have her number.

I dont know whats up with the 2 guys, if im going to be some sort of intelectual ***** or some kind of way to get back at my boy. Well see how this plays out.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Assuming she's even mildly hot, girls will ALWAYS have dyck on the side. Get used to it.

You can either be that cyck or some chump wishing she would notice his beautiful, shy, confident inner-self.

And it's not like you have to date her or bring her home. Fyck her and treat her as a booty call.
 
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Originally posted by JT47319
Assuming she's even mildly hot, girls will ALWAYS have dyck on the side. Get used to it.

You can either be that cyck or some chump wishing she would notice his beautiful, shy, confident inner-self.

And it's not like you have to date her or bring her home. Fyck her and treat her as a booty call.
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Yeah that would be pimp as hell if I got this to a booty call level.
I already know she already notices my beautiful outer-self ;)
 
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hit that **** homei.... pu$$y is worth it... and plus yo dude said it was cool... think how is she going to get him back lol after she ****ed you lol... and probably he doesnt even want her back i am sure if he did he wouldnt tell you hit that ****T... so hit it while its hot.... cheers
 
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