Shot down but laughing...

[DangNammit]

I was at the local pub and there was a real nice looking gal next to me - she was an easy 9 or 10. I had to pick my brother up and wasn't sure of the time and she was at the table next to me with another girl (butt-ugly) so I leaned over and said "excuse me, do you happen to know the time?"

She gave me a *****y look, huffed and said "I have a boyfriend" matter of factly. I have a gf and really just wanted the time - I told her, "I really just wanted the time." She gave me another *****y look and looked at her watch. She had same watch as my ex wife - a brighton watch I recognized (I know gay). She gave me the time...

I used this as an opportunity to try my first neg ever... I said, "that's a brighton watch." She looked at me with a half-shocked smile and asked "how does a guy know that!?" I said "I got my grandmother the same one for her birthday."

Holy 5hit, I could see it on her face! Total knockdown! I said "thanks have a good night" and left. I haven't stopped laughing yet...

 

[jophil28]

Excellent comeback.

 

[DMSR76]

LOL, Nice one.

 

[window]

sweet, she wont forget that one.

 

[bish0p]

I don't get it......is a Brighton watch bad?

Haha I was wondering the same thing. I don't think it's bad, it's just that he said he got his grandmother the same thing.

I just googled it...has sort of an old fashion look to it...it's also kind of expensive.

 

[DangNammit]

Yeah, Bishop is right... not a bad watch, just that granny got the same...

 

[JustLurk]

:yes: Nicely done! xD

 

[Die Hard]

on that!

 

[DJDamage]

Wow what a b1tch with such a winning personality . It is often said that the way you gauge a woman's behaviour long terms is to watch her interact with strangers who can do nothing for her. I can so picture her treating her future husband like that.

Good on you for knocking her down a peg or two from her high chair up in the sky.