"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Shot down but laughing...

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I was at the local pub and there was a real nice looking gal next to me - she was an easy 9 or 10. I had to pick my brother up and wasn't sure of the time and she was at the table next to me with another girl (butt-ugly) so I leaned over and said "excuse me, do you happen to know the time?"

She gave me a *****y look, huffed and said "I have a boyfriend" matter of factly. I have a gf and really just wanted the time - I told her, "I really just wanted the time." She gave me another *****y look and looked at her watch. She had same watch as my ex wife - a brighton watch I recognized (I know gay). She gave me the time...

I used this as an opportunity to try my first neg ever... I said, "that's a brighton watch." She looked at me with a half-shocked smile and asked "how does a guy know that!?" I said "I got my grandmother the same one for her birthday."

Holy 5hit, I could see it on her face! Total knockdown! I said "thanks have a good night" and left. I haven't stopped laughing yet...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Excellent comeback.
 

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Danger said:
I don't get it......is a Brighton watch bad?
Haha I was wondering the same thing. I don't think it's bad, it's just that he said he got his grandmother the same thing.

I just googled it...has sort of an old fashion look to it...it's also kind of expensive.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Yeah, Bishop is right... not a bad watch, just that granny got the same...
 

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:yes: Nicely done! xD
 

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:up: :up: :up: on that!
 

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Wow what a b1tch with such a winning personality :rolleyes:. It is often said that the way you gauge a woman's behaviour long terms is to watch her interact with strangers who can do nothing for her. I can so picture her treating her future husband like that.

Good on you for knocking her down a peg or two from her high chair up in the sky.
 
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