MatureDJ
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Short old fart's tall wife gets divorce settlement of over AUS$100M per year!
- Thread starter MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BackInTheGame78
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Did he? How much can a 92 year old really enjoy it? Probably can barely function in the bedroom.
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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This dude is the ultimate player
Slavic (The wife) received £740 million ($1.3 billion) in 2009 after the pair’s divorce, but it looks like Ecclestone (Scrotum Face) is slowly accruing it back. Details of Ecclestone’s divorce settlement revealed the British mogul has received £300 million ($A543million) from his ex-wife since their settlement. Court documents have revealed the billionaire is receiving £60 million a year ($A108million) as part of a hefty 2009 divorce settlement with his ex-wife Slavica.
Slavic (The wife) received £740 million ($1.3 billion) in 2009 after the pair’s divorce, but it looks like Ecclestone (Scrotum Face) is slowly accruing it back. Details of Ecclestone’s divorce settlement revealed the British mogul has received £300 million ($A543million) from his ex-wife since their settlement. Court documents have revealed the billionaire is receiving £60 million a year ($A108million) as part of a hefty 2009 divorce settlement with his ex-wife Slavica.
Bokanovsky
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OP, do you even read the garbage articles that you post on this forum? It's actually the short old draft who's getting $100 million per year.