MatureDJ
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Short old fart's tall wife gets divorce settlement of over AUS$100M per year!
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
BackInTheGame78
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Did he? How much can a 92 year old really enjoy it? Probably can barely function in the bedroom.
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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This dude is the ultimate player
Slavic (The wife) received £740 million ($1.3 billion) in 2009 after the pair’s divorce, but it looks like Ecclestone (Scrotum Face) is slowly accruing it back. Details of Ecclestone’s divorce settlement revealed the British mogul has received £300 million ($A543million) from his ex-wife since their settlement. Court documents have revealed the billionaire is receiving £60 million a year ($A108million) as part of a hefty 2009 divorce settlement with his ex-wife Slavica.
Slavic (The wife) received £740 million ($1.3 billion) in 2009 after the pair’s divorce, but it looks like Ecclestone (Scrotum Face) is slowly accruing it back. Details of Ecclestone’s divorce settlement revealed the British mogul has received £300 million ($A543million) from his ex-wife since their settlement. Court documents have revealed the billionaire is receiving £60 million a year ($A108million) as part of a hefty 2009 divorce settlement with his ex-wife Slavica.
Bokanovsky
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OP, do you even read the garbage articles that you post on this forum? It's actually the short old draft who's getting $100 million per year.