Shocked at this desperation!

[mrgoodstuff]

Yes and not to boost my ego but for a young guy, I was very smooth at conversation to the point I would make girls play with their pvssies for me. Once I made 3 girls do it, It became a high for me to get girls on the phone and make them masturbate for me. All i had to do is get them to call me late at night and it was over.

Some would call and as I would be talking they would stay VERY quiet to the point that I would question if they were still on the phone so i would say "hello?" and they would let out a very subtle moan while saying "Yeyyyess im heree". At the very beginning I wasn't sure what was going on but after a while I could tell what was happening.

Good man. I was able to back then too. Its harder nowdays with them addicted to validation and quick fixes.

 

[In2theGame]

Good man. I was able to back then too. Its harder nowdays with them addicted to validation and quick fixes.

Yes for sure. I made one girl from Bumble do it for me not too long ago and when she squirted she sent me a pic of her mess LOL.

 

[highSpeed]

This is like that scene in Swingers where the guy keeps calling the girl's answering machine over and over. It's the same level of cluelessness.

At that point, I'm paying for it. No way I'm ever tripping over myself that badly to get with a female. The minute you start having to chase that hard, it's never going to happen. Someone else said it on here before but it was something like, if she wants you, she'll move mountains to get to you. No truer words have ever been spoken. All of this crap excuses that women give, they just don't want to be with you but won't come right out and say it.

 

[highSpeed]

One of my female friends on facebook just posted this that a guy had messaged her. Thought i'd share it as it is desperate. Grammar & spelling are as he wrote. To be fair the guy looked pretty good looking. He looked a decent guy.

22:15 Hi, bad times for me if someone as hot & beautiful as you, starts thinking about changing teams lol that would be criminal ha you speak your mind & you look a million dollars. Any man would be lucky to be with you or any woman if theres no going back.

01:00 Its 100% from the heart & im not saying it either, i mean it too & i dont mind that you're not interested, but i will regret not telling you the fact of how much i want to take you. you should let me take you out, just give me a chance. If ya not persuaded after that then no probs.

01:26 Listen though am not just after what you think. I want to take you out, you could bring a freind & if its not for you then yous have scored a free meal & then i wont contact or message you again. Whats the harm in that.

04:26 Im 32 years old with two kids who live with me full time. I swear i just want to take you out once. I just want a chance, i just want a chance to take you out, i'd treat you with absolute respect, i swear on my kids that i wouldnt take the piss or anything you werent comfortable with.
I know that it is worth the risk. Coz at any time if its not right youd only have to say. I only want a chance. If it dosent work at least ive tried. Id rather you tell me to do one & that ive got no chance at all but i really want to show you how special i think you are. One chance & i swear if youre not interested after then tell me & that will be that. But at least i would have tried & failed.I n life you should always give it a chance to see if it will work. Dont judge a book by its cover just come & meet me. you can pick where.

04:45 - I dont know if im just pissing in the wind. If there is no chance then just tell me. Im a big boy i can handle it. Just tell me, Id be super dissapointed, but i could handle it. You pick somewhere anywhere you want. I'll pick you up & drop you off wherever you want. Just give me a chance..i will take you wherever you want. You might even want me to take you out again, you never know.

10:10 I hope you dont think im after only one thing. Its not like that at all. I want to take you out get to know you. If your not interested just tell me or i will keep trying. You're defo worth it though..stunnning.

12 :52 You get your kids scooter back

The more you ignore me, the more i want you, seriously want you bad, tell me to fu*k off & i will

The woman then replied "**** off" to which he replied :- "see that wasnt so hard, still think you're lush though."

f*ckin hell, I'm embarrassed for the guy. Good god, imagine the inability to step outside yourself that you are degrading yourself this badly. What the hell would this guy do with her if she even agreed? My god, he'd spend the entire date fawning and preening all over her. No, this guy will end up having a hole in his basement with females in there and going the "It puts the lotion on it's skin" routine. This guy is some type of psycho waiting to be found out. No one is this clueless.

 

[Spaz]

He's trolling her.

It's hard to believe a man at that age would be so clueless.

 

[Spaz]

BigDave is that you? Is that the best Guru could teach you?

You seem to enjoy picking on men who don't punch back.

Why don't you try that with Spaz ?

 

[lamath]

He's trolling her.

It's hard to believe a man at that age would be so clueless.

Said the same thing earlier this **** cant be real, look like someone who is mentally and socially retarded.
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[The Duke]

You seem to enjoy picking on men who don't punch back.

Why don't you try that with Spaz ?

Hey dude, thats totally a joke for Guru. Just poking fun at him. Nothing personal. I respect the guy and appreciate what he has to offer. Just teasing him.

 

[Spaz]

Hey dude, thats totally a joke for Guru. Just poking fun at him. Nothing personal. I respect the guy and appreciate what he has to offer. Just teasing him.

My mistake then. My bad.

 

[MatureDJ]

This is like that scene in Swingers where the guy keeps calling the girl's answering machine over and over. It's the same level of cluelessness.

I remember that movie. That guy was painful to watch.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

I remember that movie. That guy was painful to watch.

Um going to watch it tonight.

 

[sangheilios]

This goes beyond being desperate and more related to issues with mental health. I've seen guys do this to women on social media, ones that they have never met but have developed an obsession over. It would be more normal for a guy to do this with a woman he knows and has been dating, albeit not good behavior, but this is anything but.

You should feel bad for this man.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Um going to watch it tonight.

Im watching it now. Very appropriate for this website.

 

[RickTheToad]

Im watching it now. Very appropriate for this website.

Here's the clip

 

[redskinsfan92]

BigDave is that you? Is that the best Guru could teach you?

I can't stop laughing.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Im watching it now. Very appropriate for this website.

It was very appropriate, good look, makes it fun again. Showed how a guy was Bigdave17 over his gf for years and turning down opportunities and bad talking himself. As soon as he legitimately forgot the ex somehow she wanted to come back realize she loved him but he had moved on. Living his life. Pining over a gf or wife whose not making us happy or unsuccessfully chasing 9's and 10's while we turn down or dont see 5,6 or 7 is how we Bigdave17 ourselves. The movie makes the game light snd fun again.

 

[MatureDJ]

Back then was no caller id. Having them stack up meant he was in demand and had game.

Yes, the technology was different at the time. Of course, women wouldn't ghost you on your first call back then either.

 

[zekko]

As soon as he legitimately forgot the ex somehow she wanted to come back realize she loved him but he had moved on.

I like how the ex-wife had called him and they were ending the call, you could hear her say "I love you" as he was hanging up on her. He was hanging up on her in a hurry because his new girl was on the phone. And let's face it, Heather Graham could make a lot of guys forget their ex!

 

[mrgoodstuff]

I like how the ex-wife had called him and they were ending the call, you could hear her say "I love you" as he was hanging up on her. He was hanging up on her in a hurry because his new girl was on the phone. And let's face it, Heather Graham could make a lot of guys forget their ex!

He wasnt playing games when he hung up. He was legitimately trying to get back on his other call.

 

[zekko]

He wasnt playing games when he hung up. He was legitimately trying to get back on his other call.

Didn't say he was playing games. He was more interested in talking to Heather Graham.