Shock Your Boner

[taiyuu_otoko]

wtf...

Tech mogul Bryan Johnson undergoes shock therapy on penis to get ‘erections of an 18-year-old’

The treatment is “painful,” he said, describing the pain as a 7/10 — but a 9/10 “at the tip.”

nypost.com

Anti-aging-obsessed tech mogul Bryan Johnson revealed he has reversed aging in his penis by 15 years by undergoing “painful” shock therapy on his genitals.

Johnson, a 46-year-old biohacker who spends $2 million on various treatments each year to fight off Father Time, said he is also hard at work keeping his manhood operating at full capacity for as long as possible.

The eccentric millionaire said he’s been thwarting erectile dysfunction through “focused shockwave therapy,” Johson said on an episode of the Diary of a CEO podcast published on Wednesday.

“There’s this technology — you have a wand and you sit in a chair and the technician uses the wand and basically shocks your penis through acoustic technology,” Johnson explained.

“It’s a technology that has a broad range of applications, and it’s also used for erectile dysfunction,” he said, adding that he currently experiences no sexual dysfunction.

 

[EyeBRollin]

Weirdo.

Erectile dysfunction is a blood low problem. We know how to treat blood flow medically. No need for this shvt.

 

[EyeBRollin]

Not necessarily, it can also be neuronal hence shockwave therapy makes sense

In the West, it’s usually a blood flow problem.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Peter Gabriel was so ahead of his time! Like 40 years!

 

[Bible_Belt]

Alibaba has them for women too

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32759326860.html

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Being in great shape, eating right and having sex regularly keeps it young...to the point there are nights I wake up at 4am with a rock hard boner and can't get back to sleep for almost an hour because it won't go down...

None of this other nonsense needed.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Johnson, a 46-year-old biohacker who spends $2 million on various treatments each year to fight off Father Time, said he is also hard at work keeping his manhood operating at full capacity for as long as possible.

46 and he's worried about erectile dysfunction? Most ED is not due to lack of electric shocks...

 

[Millard Fillmore]

These weirdo plutocrats are like modern day pharaohs. They think the rules of life and death don't apply and their narcissism knows no bounds. Imagine not only doing this to your wiener but bragging about it.