"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SHOCK & AWE opener V.2. Try it.

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Remember the first shock and awe opener? The apocalypse one? In that one , you go up to a random.girl and ask her "Hey. How are you? Want to come home with me?". Surprisingly it worked, especially in. club settings.

Well try this one instead. I call it the Army Apocalypse opener. Find a random girl somewhere like the mall... Ask her "Wanna play army?" She'll ask "What's that?" You say "I lie down on the ground, and you blow my brains out :p... If she says no, just tell her that the battlezone is too hot anyway, ask for her.number, then rendez-vous at base camp later :). From there, you can promote her to "commando".

Gonna try this tomorrow... Ill let you guys know how it goes.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Would be interested to hear how this works. I surprisingly have no approach anxiety when it comes to things like this, my problem is when I start thinking too much during conversation, and this definitely won't cause that problem!
 
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I normally hate pick up lines or anything of the sort, but this actually made me LOL..
 
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I think the whole point behind the original Shock and Awe opener is that you are to the point and aren't making a joke out of wanting to fvck. You made things obvious and there is no way she can misinterpret it or laugh it off.

This just seems like a run of the mill sex joke.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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PHAT Rabbit said:
I've heard that pick up line...shock and awe lines only work if you're non-reactive. If you're just searching for a reaction - you're going to get blown out every time. Here's a good one from Derek at RSD...

"My my, aren't you just an adorable little kitten...I would just love to fvck you up the ass behind a dumpster like the crack wh0re you are."
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LOL thT takes f**kin balls hahaha... Try that a few times and id imagine one's approach anxiety would be completely obliterated a few times over. Expect to get slapped though lol... nothing wrong with a bunch of battle scars though so, hey, why the f** k not?:-D
 
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