"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Remember the first shock and awe opener? The apocalypse one? In that one , you go up to a random.girl and ask her "Hey. How are you? Want to come home with me?". Surprisingly it worked, especially in. club settings.

Well try this one instead. I call it the Army Apocalypse opener. Find a random girl somewhere like the mall... Ask her "Wanna play army?" She'll ask "What's that?" You say "I lie down on the ground, and you blow my brains out :p... If she says no, just tell her that the battlezone is too hot anyway, ask for her.number, then rendez-vous at base camp later :). From there, you can promote her to "commando".

Gonna try this tomorrow... Ill let you guys know how it goes.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Would be interested to hear how this works. I surprisingly have no approach anxiety when it comes to things like this, my problem is when I start thinking too much during conversation, and this definitely won't cause that problem!
 
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I normally hate pick up lines or anything of the sort, but this actually made me LOL..
 
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I think the whole point behind the original Shock and Awe opener is that you are to the point and aren't making a joke out of wanting to fvck. You made things obvious and there is no way she can misinterpret it or laugh it off.

This just seems like a run of the mill sex joke.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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PHAT Rabbit said:
I've heard that pick up line...shock and awe lines only work if you're non-reactive. If you're just searching for a reaction - you're going to get blown out every time. Here's a good one from Derek at RSD...

"My my, aren't you just an adorable little kitten...I would just love to fvck you up the ass behind a dumpster like the crack wh0re you are."
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LOL thT takes f**kin balls hahaha... Try that a few times and id imagine one's approach anxiety would be completely obliterated a few times over. Expect to get slapped though lol... nothing wrong with a bunch of battle scars though so, hey, why the f** k not?:-D
 
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