SHOCK & AWE opener V.2. Try it.

[MrJibbles]

Remember the first shock and awe opener? The apocalypse one? In that one , you go up to a random.girl and ask her "Hey. How are you? Want to come home with me?". Surprisingly it worked, especially in. club settings.

Well try this one instead. I call it the Army Apocalypse opener. Find a random girl somewhere like the mall... Ask her "Wanna play army?" She'll ask "What's that?" You say "I lie down on the ground, and you blow my brains out ... If she says no, just tell her that the battlezone is too hot anyway, ask for her.number, then rendez-vous at base camp later . From there, you can promote her to "commando".

Gonna try this tomorrow... Ill let you guys know how it goes.

 

[Sevinup]

Would be interested to hear how this works. I surprisingly have no approach anxiety when it comes to things like this, my problem is when I start thinking too much during conversation, and this definitely won't cause that problem!

 

[IamJosan]

wtf that sounds crazy Lol! I wanna read your results!

 

[Crissco]

I normally hate pick up lines or anything of the sort, but this actually made me LOL..

 

[macallik]

I think the whole point behind the original Shock and Awe opener is that you are to the point and aren't making a joke out of wanting to fvck. You made things obvious and there is no way she can misinterpret it or laugh it off.

This just seems like a run of the mill sex joke.

 

[f283000]

I like the apocalypse opener much better. It's either yes or no straight to the point directness.

 

[MrJibbles]

I've heard that pick up line...shock and awe lines only work if you're non-reactive. If you're just searching for a reaction - you're going to get blown out every time. Here's a good one from Derek at RSD...

"My my, aren't you just an adorable little kitten...I would just love to fvck you up the ass behind a dumpster like the crack wh0re you are."

LOL thT takes f**kin balls hahaha... Try that a few times and id imagine one's approach anxiety would be completely obliterated a few times over. Expect to get slapped though lol... nothing wrong with a bunch of battle scars though so, hey, why the f** k not?:-D