"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She's so fleet of foot... but so damned cute!

LowPlainsDrifter

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In my apartment building, I encountered a really cute gal who seems to be just my type - a bit shorter than me, slim (almost athletic), pretty in the face, and blonde.
She doesn't live here, though. Her job involves dropping off newspapers at the door of everyone who is a subscriber.
I never saw her until last week, when I left really early to go to my car and saw her walking very fast to my apartment. I made eye contact and started to say something because in my groggy state I thought she was actually a neighbor dropping off a misdelivered parcel (I run a business and get tons
of stuff via Priority Mail, UPS and FedEx). Then I realized what she was doing and said something like, "oh, newspapers" and she just flew past me, and continued her delivery run.
This morning I tried to see if I could encounter her. I peeked out of my door every few minutes. Then I heard the entry door to the hall stairs slam, and when I looked outside, a newspaper appeared at my neighbor's door!
I wasn't kidding about her being fleet of foot, but I'd like to meet her in a way that would give me a chance to introduce myself, without making her feel like she's being stalked.
One idea that occurred to me as I type this would be to see if the super knows her or knows anything about her. I'm on pretty friendly terms with my building's super.
Another would be to subcribe to that paper, but it would only give me an extra few seconds each morning to try to meet her!

Any other ideas, folks?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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theapprentice

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hmm./.

just ask her to hold on for a second...and make some chit chat and make a joke about her speed.
 
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