that baby probably could have lived in an incubatator. Seriously its like taking out a baby and just killing it instead of putting in the incubatator. i have no clue how this was allowed to happen. You should almost be put in jail dude.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
A world where men still put trust in women who say they are on the pill.Originally posted by optimist prime
Seriously, how do people like this walk around? What kind of world is this where a person can kill a 5 and a half month old baby and be proud of it?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Originally posted by optimist prime
Wait a minute I knew I remembered you. You're that piece of **** who couldnt even remember it this girl you were dating was your ex or not....from like the month before. I mean, what kind of drugged out loser cant remember that sort of thing?
This dude is seriously whacked in the head, just an total loser.
Heres the thread for a good laugh...
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=79255
One of the posts from there....
here's the story
I went out to a bar the other day and I was so drunk I don't even remember going and hitting on girls. So this girl starts calling me the next day .. she's a latina just like my ex. She says we met at the bar and I gave her my phone # and she wants to come over. I Didn't even remember meeting this girl! That has to do with some xanax I took that night too. Anyway so she comes over, AND SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY EX!!!! I thought it was her .. so crazy... Well, her body is a LITTLE bit tighter than my Ex but this is just weird. I asked for her ID but she wouldnt show me for some reason. She is coming over tonight and I am going to make her show me the ID. Is there Any WAY IN HELL MY EX could have gotten a makeover and is fooling me or something?? Even her voice is the same!! I notice a SMALL difference in the voice, but not much... is this weird or what???
Another....
Ok, here's the update
She came over last night. I was still suspicious. So I managed to get her clothes off and I checked around her thigh for a birthmark that my ex had. It wasn't there.
So that's one sign it isn't her. But I'm still not convinced. She has ALMOST the exact same body as my ex.. boob size and all. She has almost the exact same voice. I did look at the car she was driving and it was not the car of my ex which is good. I even stooped so low as to go into her purse when she was sleeping to see her ID, but she didn't have an ID in her purse!!! I'm still suspicious, because I broke up with my ex like 3 months ago. She kept calling me even after we broke up. But ever since I met this new girl she hasn't called me once. Even this new girls personality is like my ex. Damn, I feel like I'm still dating my EX!
Turns out it was his ex. Can we say insane? This.....explains alot as to why a creep like you could feel good about aborting a 6 month old baby.
Originally posted by optimist prime
Mods, ban this loser on the grounds he is a disgrace to all that is human.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Originally posted by optimist prime
Dude, your so zoned out on xanex and other psychotic drugs most of the time I doubt you even know how to get out of your front door, let alone anywhere to meet up.
How does it feel to be such a LOSER that you dont even know a girl you just had SEX with is a few months old ex girlfriend? I mean, its embarrassing to have you part of the human race. People like you should either be kept in a mental institution or castrated, whatever can be done to keep you from procreating and spreading your seed of idioticy. And that is the ONLY good thing to come out of that murder you caused.
How does it feel to KNOW you have always been a loser, are a loser, will always be a loser, and nothing can ever be done about it? You are what you are. Loser.
Originally posted by Immaculate
You probably haven't even gotten laid in years, I can't stach right wing christians like you.
And as for the loser, does a loser own a 300,000 dollar house, own his own company and make alot of money?
What do you do for a living? Still living with mom and dad?