"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She won't let me fvck her anymore!

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Just what does "She won't LET me..." mean? Sounds like begging to me.

Sounds like she has all the control.

It's like SHE'S doing YOU a favor, by letting you do her, like your some dog, humping people's legs, instead of two people giving each other mutual, and consensual pleasure.

My opinion of the matter? 'Don't do me any favors. If you don't want it, than neither do I.'

If she's just waiting to get on the pill, fine. But if she backed off, I sure would myself.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ducaro said:
Just pretend as though you are getting sex elsewhere.. everything will fall in place.
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Usually your advice is good but not this time. Don't ever advocate a man outright lie to a woman or play these follish games. Why pretend to fvck another when he SHOULD be deep d!cking another.

If it's over, it's over.

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And for the love of God, eat some pvssy. It's not going to kill you. Don't be eager about it, but give when you receive. Thinking anything about their body is gross is a big turn-off to women.
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Absolutely goddamned right. The only addendum to this is to keep a watch for the cream filled pie. It means some guy already beat you to it.
 
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If you that upset that you aren't getting sex with her and she won't let you, just rape her.

Isn't that what you are trying to get at? You're a man! You're powerful! Right?

All of that is said with sarcasm, because if you are only concerned that she won't have sex with you, you have more problems than we can help you with here.

Stop thinking about her as just a pvssy and maybe think of her as a human.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I would tell her to call me in a month when she's ready to have sex and leave it at that. Start banging other women in the meantime, if she tries to give you drama, aka if you loved me, you would respect my decision, simply respond, if you loved me, you would respect my NEEDS. Tell her you have no problem giving her the time but she also has to respect you and give you space as well.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
What? To accept a gf who cuts you off for sex? Why should a guy respect a woman who does not respect him?
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So the point of being a man is sex? Jeez, I must have got it wrong all along.
Guys like you, who think that way are the downfall of the male gender. I mean that.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible_Belt said:
Yeah, the half that gets laid.
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So you're saying that by disrespecting women and calling them HBs, UGs, and other names is the way to go?

At 31, I don't know how you were raised, but I have always been raised to respect women. I hold them to a high-standard while still retaining my integrity.

I really hope, like honestly pray, that you have a daughter at some point. She'll be at college or some other place and she'll have every hole filled with hard c0ck every night of the week.

She'll come running home to daddy complaining about how she was used for sex by all of these guys and she's sick of it. Maybe she'll commit suicide because she can't take it anymore, or maybe, maybe, it won't take that for you to learn the errors of your thinking.

You want to call yourself a mature man? Change your thinking. Until then, you're no better than a 16-year-old sex crazed male waiting to get the clap.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
Yeah, the half that gets laid.
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And then the woman wakes up the next morning, her head hurting, but sober, looks over and goes eww, I’ve got to stop drinking, look at the crap I crawled into bed with.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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We all have our place. You can be the borefriend if you choose, but guys like me give your girl something to fantasize about while she is trying to cvm during your monthly pity-sex. Trust me, she needs all the help she can get.
 
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