"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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She won't let me fvck her anymore!

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Just what does "She won't LET me..." mean? Sounds like begging to me.

Sounds like she has all the control.

It's like SHE'S doing YOU a favor, by letting you do her, like your some dog, humping people's legs, instead of two people giving each other mutual, and consensual pleasure.

My opinion of the matter? 'Don't do me any favors. If you don't want it, than neither do I.'

If she's just waiting to get on the pill, fine. But if she backed off, I sure would myself.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ducaro said:
Just pretend as though you are getting sex elsewhere.. everything will fall in place.
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Usually your advice is good but not this time. Don't ever advocate a man outright lie to a woman or play these follish games. Why pretend to fvck another when he SHOULD be deep d!cking another.

If it's over, it's over.

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And for the love of God, eat some pvssy. It's not going to kill you. Don't be eager about it, but give when you receive. Thinking anything about their body is gross is a big turn-off to women.
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Absolutely goddamned right. The only addendum to this is to keep a watch for the cream filled pie. It means some guy already beat you to it.
 
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If you that upset that you aren't getting sex with her and she won't let you, just rape her.

Isn't that what you are trying to get at? You're a man! You're powerful! Right?

All of that is said with sarcasm, because if you are only concerned that she won't have sex with you, you have more problems than we can help you with here.

Stop thinking about her as just a pvssy and maybe think of her as a human.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I would tell her to call me in a month when she's ready to have sex and leave it at that. Start banging other women in the meantime, if she tries to give you drama, aka if you loved me, you would respect my decision, simply respond, if you loved me, you would respect my NEEDS. Tell her you have no problem giving her the time but she also has to respect you and give you space as well.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
What? To accept a gf who cuts you off for sex? Why should a guy respect a woman who does not respect him?
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So the point of being a man is sex? Jeez, I must have got it wrong all along.
Guys like you, who think that way are the downfall of the male gender. I mean that.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Bible_Belt said:
Yeah, the half that gets laid.
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So you're saying that by disrespecting women and calling them HBs, UGs, and other names is the way to go?

At 31, I don't know how you were raised, but I have always been raised to respect women. I hold them to a high-standard while still retaining my integrity.

I really hope, like honestly pray, that you have a daughter at some point. She'll be at college or some other place and she'll have every hole filled with hard c0ck every night of the week.

She'll come running home to daddy complaining about how she was used for sex by all of these guys and she's sick of it. Maybe she'll commit suicide because she can't take it anymore, or maybe, maybe, it won't take that for you to learn the errors of your thinking.

You want to call yourself a mature man? Change your thinking. Until then, you're no better than a 16-year-old sex crazed male waiting to get the clap.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
Yeah, the half that gets laid.
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And then the woman wakes up the next morning, her head hurting, but sober, looks over and goes eww, I’ve got to stop drinking, look at the crap I crawled into bed with.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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We all have our place. You can be the borefriend if you choose, but guys like me give your girl something to fantasize about while she is trying to cvm during your monthly pity-sex. Trust me, she needs all the help she can get.
 
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