"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she will not shut up, confused

lordson

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recetnly ive been takling to this girl from work online for a while, using MSN, known her fer like a year

and lately we've gone out as freinds twice, and she is very talkative, she will not shut up, can not get a word in sideways

anyway, this is great cos i dont like talking much, all i have to do is nod, say "uh huh", smile and repeat

she is hot too, and thinks im good looking, but i think shes really talkative because she just wants to be freinds and considers me only and ever as a friend, ive watched her pupils, and they didn't dilate ever, Dammit!

ive beared my soul to her, my deepest darkest secrets, that was before i started being attracted to her, did i screw myself? i was bascally being myself,

any quick tips on how to make her like me? and what would be a good way of 1. subtlely showing her im intersted, and then 2. show her outright i want to be with her

shes also 22 and im 19, but shes shown that she would consider a relatioship with a 19 year old, cos she liked my friend for a bit, well recntly rather, a week ago, but nothign happened there

please dont tell me to read the bible, i already am, its so damn big

cheers fellas
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hound_of_Love

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In short, yes you're probably screwed.

Do a search of this site for 'Senor Fingers' and 'Escaping the Friendzone' (or something like that). Frankly though, it's going to be a lot of effort and probable disappointment.
 

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sorry, what is C & F

and MAVEC?

and it was kinda dimmed lights, indoors light and her no sparklking eyes

though i did look give her dierect eye ocntact for pretty much teh entire time

maybe i can trick her into liking mg
 
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