"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
She was fing goofy!
- Thread starter backseatjuan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dude i didnt understand any of this blimey sht your redcoat havin ass is trying to convey
England haha what a joke didnt we beat your asses a couple hundred years ago? And now your entire island is filled with muslims. Maybe u should discover dentistry first before u continue
backseatjuan
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Why can't they learn english in england and speak it so that everyone can understand it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Lol yall jailed tommy robinson for hate speech. Ur mayor of london said stabbings an acid attacks are part an parcel of living there. You whites are getting cucked to the max. Your right you are a decade ahead of us as far as refugee crisis levels of immigration occur because its happening here too just not to the degree of your country. Sucks to suck bro. I have family ties in europe i know the politics kiddo. Maybe u should go suck on a crumpet.
All jokes aside i still dont know what the f you were going off about in your first few posts bruv but ive had a good time takin the piss.
Lol thats funny while you got thousands of muzzies screaming allahu akbar in your neighborhoods. All this political bs is just show. They arent deporting these muzzies out of your country. Lets go to the streets an see what the reality is. No freedom of speech no 2nd ammendment and no true freedom. Id be angry if i were u too lol.
Go fetch me some ale you wench
backseatjuan
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It is thread hi-jack he learned it from muslims!
Brexit is a good thing. Another one would be exiting NATO it will save the queen during possible nuclear war. NATO is an American thing, superpower using Europe in general as a buffer during nuclear war, for you all it means you are getting toast first. Proximity wise it means in first 10 minutes of war. Take safety of NATO and compare it with neutrality, which would mean just getting a fall out after 48+ hours with northern winds from America. I think entire Europe should exit NATO. 250 miles, which is the new distance after U.S. places short range nuked near Russia, is less than 5 minutes on fly time, no human can control adequately situation with this little time, that means automatic electronic control, sky net will be making decisions. This is the reason that USSR and US back in the day said no to short range nuclear missiles. Exit NATO for your own safety.