"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She was Dripping.... Then dry?

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Havent seen my GF in 2 weeks...

After 2 weeks... I came over and we were having sex.... she was tight,..... but then soooo fvcking wet... she was dripping and needed to stop to get a towel and wipe herself (NO ITS NOT HER SWEAT)

Then about 2 hours later when we were doing it again..... she was stilll very turned on.... but it was hard to get it in.... and she wasnt wet at all!!!!!

WTF HAPPENED HERE?

Usually we can do it like 5 times in a row after every hour and she can still be wet....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Slick101 said:
Havent seen my GF in 2 weeks...

After 2 weeks... I came over and we were having sex.... she was tight,..... but then soooo fvcking wet... she was dripping and needed to stop to get a towel and wipe herself (NO ITS NOT HER SWEAT)

Then about 2 hours later when we were doing it again..... she was stilll very turned on.... but it was hard to get it in.... and she wasnt wet at all!!!!!

WTF HAPPENED HERE?

Usually we can do it like 5 times in a row after every hour and she can still be wet....
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what happaned is 2 hours went by. sometimes, like our d!cks, girls dont function up to par down there. Some times their soaking, sometimes their dry as the desert. Who knows whats going on down there but dont worry about it. Use lube, lap it up with ur tongue or just wait for another time.

Dont make her feel bad about it. Thats basically equivelant to a girl giving you sh!t for not getting it up...not cool
 
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Maybe it was a fluke and not worth worrying about? Maybe she was dehydrated from the 1st go around? Not sure it's worth giving much thought about until it becomes a repeated issue or she stops getting moist altogether.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DonS said:
Once a chick gets a complex about any aspect of her sexuality, you'll be getting a lot less, and it will suck. Make her feel wonderful and sexy about her body and she'll put out.
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100% true. Don't make a big deal out of it unless it keeps on happening continuously.
 
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It happens.... Quit overreacting
 
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As a matter of fact I wasnt over reacting at all...

It was just a question LOL
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Keep a can of WD40 close to hand.
 
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Chipleader said:
Keep a can of WD40 close to hand.
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Lol, rofl and get ready to go to jail for puss poisoning.
 
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If you're this emotionally dependent on someone else, maybe you should ditch her and work on yourself. You're a worrywart, and you seem to think the worst. Try thinking the best, man. What would be the best thing to think about in the situation? Well, you're getting some tail whether it's wet or dry. That should be good enough right there. When she starts making excuses not to have sex, then you can worry. Until then, just hit it.

Maybe you need to pull her hair and call her a dirty little cvnt.
 
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you have an eye for details...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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