"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She wants me to “manscape” the pubic hair!

CoandaEffect

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This morning in bed me and my lady were having some serious conversations about stuff. Yes, it’s the lady from the weight loss thread. Well during that conversation she asked if I would tidy up the pubic hair. I’ve never been asked that before. I said I was cool with it and did she want to do it. She said yes she would, but she has not done it yet. I don’t mind and it might be fun.

This ever happened to anyone else? Are guys trimming or shaving the pubic hair these days? Completely shaving sounds gay to me and I don’t want that, but trimming might be ok.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Billtx49

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did she want to do it. She said yes she would, but she has not done it yet.

but trimming might be ok.
Never trust others with sharp instruments in your downstairs area…

If you’re particularly hirsute or desire less mess, occasional trimming is the ‘well physically/sexually groomed’ requirement.
 

Grinderman

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she asked if I would tidy up the pubic hair.
Reasonable request which she shouldn't have had to ask. A man needs to keep up on his grooming. It's just all together cleaner and
smoother. Especially if you work out and/or live in a hot climate. Women give more eager and deeper head with more tongue when your rifle is well maintained. Get your act together soldier.

I said I was cool with it and did she want to do it
that's just fvcking weird. She isn't your mother. I'd let mine go a bit one time and a ho offered to shave it for me. No ho is going near me with a blade.

I don’t mind and it might be fun.
I wouldn't let a braced biatch go down on me, never mind a tubby chick with a blade. What if she thinks it's a sausage.

Are guys trimming or shaving the pubic hair these days?
all off.

Completely shaving sounds gay to me
I think you need to look up what being gay is. A propensity to bang fags or get banged by fags means you are a gay or at least acting like a degenerate gay.

Grooming is not a homosexual act you insecure chubby chaser you!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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deadmasterx

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I usually trim, using these hair machines, leaving some short hair.

I tried shaving once, feels like ****. Long hair algo feels awful. Trimming is the way to go.
 

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I dont trust any woman with a sharp object in that area. Careful, next time she will ask to circumcise you.
 

Billtx49

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I dont trust any woman with a sharp object in that area. Careful, next time she will ask to circumcise you.
Yes, the name Lorena Bobbitt instantaneously comes to my mind during this type of discussion …
 

SW15

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@CoandaEffect is 56. I think this must be a generation thing. A lot of guys in their 20s/30s now trim their pubic hair. Both men and women of the Millennial generation (1982-1996) and Gen Z (late 90s/early 2000s births 18+ now) were raised on easy access internet porn where the majority of women had fully shaved pubic areas and men were manscaped.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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GT40

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Yes. Makes sense. I do as well and I’m 49
 

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This morning in bed me and my lady were having some serious conversations about stuff. Yes, it’s the lady from the weight loss thread. Well during that conversation she asked if I would tidy up the pubic hair. I’ve never been asked that before. I said I was cool with it and did she want to do it. She said yes she would, but she has not done it yet. I don’t mind and it might be fun.

This ever happened to anyone else? Are guys trimming or shaving the pubic hair these days? Completely shaving sounds gay to me and I don’t want that, but trimming might be ok.
yes, do it. At first, might feel odd. like all changes or improvements after a little while, it will just be part of your routine. Also trim underarms and consider stomach/chest if that's needed for you. Get the right trimmer, if you decide to just use a hair trimmer put the short #1 guard on it. might not get as short as you want, but will keep you safe. The stomach/chest could be #2 or 3 depending on you.
 

Lookatu

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@CoandaEffect is 56. I think this must be a generation thing. A lot of guys in their 20s/30s now trim their pubic hair. Both men and women of the Millennial generation (1982-1996) and Gen Z (late 90s/early 2000s births 18+ now) were raised on easy access internet porn where the majority of women had fully shaved pubic areas and men were manscaped.
This.

Reminds me of Harold and Kumar bottomless swimming pool party scene...
 
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