"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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she wants a d1ck pic...

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So, this chick i been messin around with online showed me an album of nudy pics of her, cropped to tease the viewer (me). Problems are, she wants a pic of my d1ck, but she has a boyfriend. Im a little confused as to what to do... my gut says no, show her in person (we know eachother personally and live 5 min driving distance away, her bf is a total afc) The other problem is, there's a different girl i wanna ask out and that would mean no other horny girl(spinning plates is good AND Bad lol)

This is advice for a HS kid no one is over 16, but the HS forum sux. thanks guys
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Shapoopie said:
So, this chick i been messin around with online showed me an album of nudy pics of her, cropped to tease the viewer (me). Problems are, she wants a pic of my d1ck, but she has a boyfriend. Im a little confused as to what to do... my gut says no, show her in person (we know eachother personally and live 5 min driving distance away, her bf is a total afc) The other problem is, there's a different girl i wanna ask out and that would mean no other horny girl(spinning plates is good AND Bad lol)

This is advice for a HS kid no one is over 16, but the HS forum sux. thanks guys
Don't give her your picture. It can always be used against you.
 

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It's true, you don't want to give that out.

--Mission
 

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Do not do it.
Tell her she can only see it if you meet in person.
even if she does not want to meet in person, do not send her a pic.
 

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More importantly, don't let her take picture of your d1ck even if you succeed in having sex with her.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ya bro...have you been watching the news lately.

give her a pic of your d1ck and the next thing you know your getting cavity searched by officer Pet
 

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I don't get what Charm&Style is saying, could someone explain?

I already say no, but I "owe her" her words. What could I say to get outa this one?
 

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I bet you she wont be able to see your d*ck since its soo small you need a microphone,lolz
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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wow henrydreamx ur cool... microscope works better for seeing little things.
 

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Dude this little girl is just messing with you, she won't even show you hers.

BAD IDEA.

And you don't "owe her" a damn thing but a good slap for being such a dumb ho.
 

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wow henrydreamx ur cool... microscope works better for seeing little things.
exactly microscope works for seeing little things because your d*ck is small,lolz
 

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except u said microPHONE first...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Find a pic of John Holmes' unit online and send it to her. :crackup:
 

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except u said microPHONE first...
WOW!i missed spelled microphone i ment microscope its soo obviousl your an idiot with a small little d*ck,lolz :craking up:
 

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henrydreamx said:
WOW!i missed spelled microphone i ment microscope its soo obviousl your an idiot with a small little d*ck,lolz :craking up:
You're close to being banned again. I can see it coming...

Dude... stop making fun of people and drawing attention to yourself, and people will leave you alone. Honestly...
 

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everyone, start ignoring henrydreamx and his many aliases he probably has/will have.
Bye Henry!
 

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You're close to being banned again. I can see it coming...

Dude... stop making fun of people and drawing attention to yourself, and people will leave you alone. Honestly...
WOW,man its a joke im just joking around
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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