"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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she wants a d1ck pic...

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So, this chick i been messin around with online showed me an album of nudy pics of her, cropped to tease the viewer (me). Problems are, she wants a pic of my d1ck, but she has a boyfriend. Im a little confused as to what to do... my gut says no, show her in person (we know eachother personally and live 5 min driving distance away, her bf is a total afc) The other problem is, there's a different girl i wanna ask out and that would mean no other horny girl(spinning plates is good AND Bad lol)

This is advice for a HS kid no one is over 16, but the HS forum sux. thanks guys
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Shapoopie said:
So, this chick i been messin around with online showed me an album of nudy pics of her, cropped to tease the viewer (me). Problems are, she wants a pic of my d1ck, but she has a boyfriend. Im a little confused as to what to do... my gut says no, show her in person (we know eachother personally and live 5 min driving distance away, her bf is a total afc) The other problem is, there's a different girl i wanna ask out and that would mean no other horny girl(spinning plates is good AND Bad lol)

This is advice for a HS kid no one is over 16, but the HS forum sux. thanks guys
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Don't give her your picture. It can always be used against you.
 
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It's true, you don't want to give that out.

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Do not do it.
Tell her she can only see it if you meet in person.
even if she does not want to meet in person, do not send her a pic.
 
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More importantly, don't let her take picture of your d1ck even if you succeed in having sex with her.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ya bro...have you been watching the news lately.

give her a pic of your d1ck and the next thing you know your getting cavity searched by officer Pet
 
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I don't get what Charm&Style is saying, could someone explain?

I already say no, but I "owe her" her words. What could I say to get outa this one?
 
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I bet you she wont be able to see your d*ck since its soo small you need a microphone,lolz
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wow henrydreamx ur cool... microscope works better for seeing little things.
 
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Dude this little girl is just messing with you, she won't even show you hers.

BAD IDEA.

And you don't "owe her" a damn thing but a good slap for being such a dumb ho.
 
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wow henrydreamx ur cool... microscope works better for seeing little things.
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exactly microscope works for seeing little things because your d*ck is small,lolz
 
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except u said microPHONE first...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Find a pic of John Holmes' unit online and send it to her. :crackup:
 
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except u said microPHONE first...
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WOW!i missed spelled microphone i ment microscope its soo obviousl your an idiot with a small little d*ck,lolz :craking up:
 
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WOW!i missed spelled microphone i ment microscope its soo obviousl your an idiot with a small little d*ck,lolz :craking up:
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You're close to being banned again. I can see it coming...

Dude... stop making fun of people and drawing attention to yourself, and people will leave you alone. Honestly...
 
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everyone, start ignoring henrydreamx and his many aliases he probably has/will have.
Bye Henry!
 
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You're close to being banned again. I can see it coming...

Dude... stop making fun of people and drawing attention to yourself, and people will leave you alone. Honestly...
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WOW,man its a joke im just joking around
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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