"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SHE used ME for sex??? WTF

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Originally posted by Immaculate
Wonder how this would have played out if I didn't give in the first night.

As SOON as I said I wasn't going to f#ck her on the first date, she put her hand down my pants and started massaging my d!ck. Plus we were taking tequila shots. B!tch knew what she was doing.
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"Oh, I hope no one thinks I'm a slvt. Why oh why did I give in to this? I knew he wouldn't call. I told him no, but he just put his hands down my pants and started rubbing my crotch. I was just tipsy, and he was cute, and well, one thing led to another. I feel so used, poor me"

Dude! SNAP OUT OF IT!

IMMACULATE, I love you man, but c'mon,..listen to yourself, go back and read what you post. Sweet Mother Mary you read like a hungover sorority girl after Spring Break in Cancun.

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Sorry man, no offense, but really,..
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i got her in chat right now LOL... give me some lines guys! I want this pu$$y back
 
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Originally posted by Immaculate
i got her in chat right now LOL... give me some lines guys! I want this pu$$y back
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Chat lines for that "special lady"? :)
Start with something like this:
"No, no, ... I don't want to fvck you baby..."
She responded very well to it before.
 
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hahah! You guys who think I blew it.. she still has me in her AIM and she logged on and we just chatted for an hour ... I'm gettin this ***** back!

Well she just logged off .. she'll be back later .. seriosuly guys give me some things to say to get her back ...
 
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Originally posted by al77
Chat lines for that "special lady"? :)
Start with something like this:
"No, no, ... I don't want to fvck you baby..."
She responded very well to it before.
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LOL I tried talking dirty to her and she said her family was around and keep it clean LOL... so I hit her up with intellectual stuff... let's see what happens.... She didn't delete me from AIM and we just chatted for an hour so she must have some IL left right?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Why do you want her back after that??

It's not going to end in a relationship, you want a relationship, what's the point??

If you want to bang a girl for a few nights, why don't you start from scratch instead of trying to win one back??

She made it pretty clea she doesn't like you that way, and it's prolly not going to happen.
 
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Originally posted by Immaculate
hahah! You guys who think I blew it.. she still has me in her AIM and she logged on and we just chatted for an hour ... I'm gettin this ***** back!

Well she just logged off .. she'll be back later .. seriosuly guys give me some things to say to get her back ...
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Hey, good luck with that. I'm sure you'll make a great wife for this lucky lady.

:rolleyes:

You might also want to have your clothes pressed again to remove all of those shoeprints on your back.
 
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Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
Hey, good luck with that. I'm sure you'll make a great wife for this lucky lady.

:rolleyes:

You might also want to have your clothes pressed again to remove all of those shoeprints on your back.
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Nah time to turn the tables on this ho

If I can get her to come over for another bite of the taco.
 
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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
You told her "no" and it worked until you gave in. Now she told you "no" and you are hooked.
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lol .. good point.. Plus she was a freakin SCREAMER in the sack.. it's great when a girl is howling like a banshee when you are banging her .. anyway we'll see what happens.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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One face says:

Originally posted by Immaculate
She started talking about sex. I liked her and said "I'm not giving it to you so soon".. she then put her hands down my pants and from there I was toast!
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The other says:

Originally posted by Immaculate
If I can get her to come over for another bite of the taco.
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Originally posted by Immaculate
lshe was a freakin SCREAMER in the sack.. it's great when a girl is howling like a banshee when you are banging her .. anyway we'll see what happens.
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Whatever the hell your point is.. she isn't going to find another 2 hour marathon man like me ... and she'll be back for more eventually LOL
 
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Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
Hey, good luck with that. I'm sure you'll make a great wife for this lucky lady.

:rolleyes:

You might also want to have your clothes pressed again to remove all of those shoeprints on your back.
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lmao...I warned him he was in over his head. She has all the power because she doesn't give a sh*t one way or the other about him but he's obsessing over her.

He's going to end up asking her to marry him and she will say no, lol. Mark my word...
 
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Originally posted by Immaculate
Whatever the hell your point is.. she isn't going to find another 2 hour marathon man like me ... and she'll be back for more eventually LOL
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Pppfffttt...a bottle of viagra and a penis can replace you easy enough.

YOU are obsessing over her and you are going to crash and burn badly. But you won't listen and will keep running back until you buy her a ring and ask her to marry you. She's a challenge to you, and that's why you want her so bad. She is in total control over you. It'd be funny if it weren't so, well, pathetic to witness your gushing.

Stop being such a biotch...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Pppfffttt...a bottle of viagra and a penis can replace you easy enough.

YOU are obsessing over her and you are going to crash and burn badly. But you won't listen and will keep running back until you buy her a ring and ask her to marry you. She's a challenge to you, and that's why you want her so bad. She is in total control over you. It'd be funny if it weren't so, well, pathetic to witness your gushing.

Stop being such a biotch...
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LOL Sounds like Wyldfire needs a 2 hour session with me to cheer ya up.
 
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Originally posted by Immaculate
LOL Sounds like Wyldfire needs a 2 hour session with me to cheer ya up.
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Only two hours? You're a light weight...

I'd f*cking HURT you...

I'll pass, though...you'd bore me to tears...much too easy. I like my men stronger than I am and you, Immaculate, just wouldn't cut the mustard.
 
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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Only two hours? You're a light weight...

I'd f*cking HURT you...

I'll pass, though...you'd bore me to tears...much too easy. I like my men stronger than I am and you, Immaculate, just wouldn't cut the mustard.
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hurt me baby!! Then dump my a$$. So I'll be up in here "obsessing"about you... even though I lost your # and email addy.
 
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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Only two hours? You're a light weight...

I'd f*cking HURT you...

I'll pass, though...you'd bore me to tears...much too easy. I like my men stronger than I am and you, Immaculate, just wouldn't cut the mustard.
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rofl i swear wyldfire is just a guy with a really good mark in drama class.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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