"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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she threw a battery on me

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Hello!
I know this thread have no greater point, but I have to tell you something.

A girl tested me today. When i was asleep on my german class, she threw a battery on me. She said that I should put it in the trash can, but I threw it back on her. Any others experiencing tests? A list of strange tests can maybe make this thread useful.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"asleep in my german class" lol the makings of a true DJ ;)

I have a girl who pounds on my dorm room door. I open it, peek out "oh, its you" go back inside. she wants attention
 
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what?? that is not a test, a test is when the girl test how much you are in to her. That is just a random thing, stop posting trash.
 
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she was testing if I was a nice guy i supposed, but now, back to posting odd tests women do
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I have a girl who pounds on my dorm room door. I open it, peek out "oh, its you" go back inside. she wants attention
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Next time, you should start intensely flirting with her (why else are you knocking on my door? *wink*) and if she starts blushing, or looking away innocently, open the door a little wider and invite her in.

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this girl was testing by making me guess wich voise was hers

she and 2 others said hello and i had to guess

not only did i guess rite i told her the other ppls names too and hung up

she called back 2 secs l8r
 
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Docs said:
Next time, you should start intensely flirting with her (why else are you knocking on my door? *wink*) and if she starts blushing, or looking away innocently, open the door a little wider and invite her in.

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normally I would, but this is the same psycho girl I have brought up before.
 
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So, do what you have been taught and smile to her kindly and say:
"I think you will be able to do it by your own".
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I thought that the thread title meant

a) She threw battery acid on you
b) She charged you with assualt and battery

This is not a sh!t test, this is just something a girl did in your day.
 
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Microphone Fiend said:
I thought that the thread title meant

a) She threw battery acid on you
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I did too when I first read it. English lessons are necessary to many people in these forums.

A battery is a singular object. Throwing generally is a horizontal action. She threw a batter AT me sounds better. If she DROPPED it (vertical) or threw a bunch of stuff, or a liquid, then it would be ON. :) Glad I could help.
 
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