"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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she threw a battery on me

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Hello!
I know this thread have no greater point, but I have to tell you something.

A girl tested me today. When i was asleep on my german class, she threw a battery on me. She said that I should put it in the trash can, but I threw it back on her. Any others experiencing tests? A list of strange tests can maybe make this thread useful.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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THE_ADDMAN

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"asleep in my german class" lol the makings of a true DJ ;)

I have a girl who pounds on my dorm room door. I open it, peek out "oh, its you" go back inside. she wants attention
 

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what?? that is not a test, a test is when the girl test how much you are in to her. That is just a random thing, stop posting trash.
 

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she was testing if I was a nice guy i supposed, but now, back to posting odd tests women do
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have a girl who pounds on my dorm room door. I open it, peek out "oh, its you" go back inside. she wants attention
Next time, you should start intensely flirting with her (why else are you knocking on my door? *wink*) and if she starts blushing, or looking away innocently, open the door a little wider and invite her in.

:D
 
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this girl was testing by making me guess wich voise was hers

she and 2 others said hello and i had to guess

not only did i guess rite i told her the other ppls names too and hung up

she called back 2 secs l8r
 

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Docs said:
Next time, you should start intensely flirting with her (why else are you knocking on my door? *wink*) and if she starts blushing, or looking away innocently, open the door a little wider and invite her in.

:D

normally I would, but this is the same psycho girl I have brought up before.
 

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So, do what you have been taught and smile to her kindly and say:
"I think you will be able to do it by your own".
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I thought that the thread title meant

a) She threw battery acid on you
b) She charged you with assualt and battery

This is not a sh!t test, this is just something a girl did in your day.
 

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Microphone Fiend said:
I thought that the thread title meant

a) She threw battery acid on you

I did too when I first read it. English lessons are necessary to many people in these forums.

A battery is a singular object. Throwing generally is a horizontal action. She threw a batter AT me sounds better. If she DROPPED it (vertical) or threw a bunch of stuff, or a liquid, then it would be ON. :) Glad I could help.
 
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