BongDuy
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pretend you're just meeting a girl and you're still kinda new to each other. what do you say when she sees a guy/coach/teacher/celeb when she says that he is hot or sexy?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She says "He" is so hot!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Exhumed
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Threesome?
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Energizer
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I'd say this "Yeah, and so is your mother".
BongDuy
Master Don Juan
Energizer said:
lmfao GOLD! :crackup: thanks much!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KarmaSutra
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And if she asked you to put up or shut up what are you going to do then? Suck a c0ck?(JJ) said:"yea.... he is quite the tasty dish"
"i'd fvck him"
This is pure b!tchspeak to try and bring your momentum to a crawl.
This is how I handle these bullsh!t statements:
I find something she's obviously lacking physically and make it prominent in what I must have in order to be sexually excited for her.
Example:
Her - " OMG! He is soooo hot! Look at his awesome _________________."
Karma's response to idiot chick in an A-cup bra - "Wow, I agree full breasts with cleavage are a huge turn on for real men."
Two things happen with this.
1. She's completely self conscious and will not make this mistake again of comparing you to another dude.
2. She becomes so turned on that you're unfazed by her bullsh!t you practically just put one in the pink and another in her stink.
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hahaha! I'm so going to use this one next timeEnergizer said:
women haze
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what if she has an ugly motherEnergizer said:
derrickmn
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maybe - "Yeah, and he wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole..."
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
DonJuanit0
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That will make her think that you got ungry/jealous!derrickmn said:
What about "Y he is nice" and in the first nice woman you'll see, "f*ck, she is hot as hell don't you think?"
This is one of those things I wouldn't really let it affect me and I'd just keep on trying to make a good vibe with the chick... Do you understand? I think I'd just say: Yeah there are so many sexy guys around just to make the girls crazy. In a kind of joking way. Do you think that would work?? It would be like in a way that is completley natural and so. I don't think it would work out to get her interrested or something, but at least it would be a joking vibe, and sooner or later if I keep doing that stuff she would get comfortable and that is a perfect scenario for a funny\****y situation... It seems better then just being bluntly (not sure if it's the right word) ****y\funny that would make her really surprised, you have to be like that usually, not just say random ****y funny things. Does anyone here understand more or less what i'm trying to say? I guess that line would better with me since I have decently good looks. It's kind of sexual too. Damn I think I'm starting to REALLY over-analyse. lol
Do you think that would work?? It would be like in a way that is completley natural and so. I don't think it would work out to get her interrested or something, but at least it would be a joking vibe, and sooner or later if I keep doing that stuff she would get comfortable and that is a perfect scenario for a funny\****y situation... It seems better then just being bluntly (not sure if it's the right word) ****y\funny that would make her really surprised, you have to be like that usually, not just say random ****y funny things. Does anyone here understand more or less what i'm trying to say? I guess that line would better with me since I have decently good looks. It's kind of sexual too. Damn I think I'm starting to REALLY over-analyse. lol
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BongDuy
Master Don Juan
btw is this typically a good sign if they say this? are they trying to get you jealous?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
It depends. If I am able to say such thinks as well without being slapped each and every time, it's kind of cool!
On the other hand, if that happens too often, it might get annoying to some extent. We might be tempted to do the slapping thing uh???
On the other hand, if that happens too often, it might get annoying to some extent. We might be tempted to do the slapping thing uh???
Rollo Tomassi
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Agree & Amplify.
HER: "He is so HOT"
YOU: "Yeah he is, but I'm sure his boyfriend would fight you for him, so forget it"
HER: "He is so HOT"
YOU: "Yeah he is, but I'm sure his boyfriend would fight you for him, so forget it"
women haze
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Damn I love that.....Rollo Tomassi said:
I'm using it
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Energizer
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Not used to British humour?women haze said:
I didn't think so.