Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
She say your mean! In a kidding way, you respond back saying?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
check_mate_kid_uk
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MadaMadaDame
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pause
say confidently smiling : "i know"
I'll let you spank my hand ( open palm )
let her spank it.
then say oh! did some sandpaper just touch my hand?
then smile at her
proceed with ****yfunny line: now that's the smoothest sandpaper i've ever touched ( assuming that she really got smooth hands) ( if not then just look at her and hold her hand don't let go and say your just kidding )
kino + ****y funny +eye contact = win ^^ note: haven't field tested yet
when a girl says that to me i just go, "i am?" with a grinning smile. always does the trick.
I had a girl online who I met that wrote to me telling me that she didn't want to talk to people who didn't live close to her because she never thought she'd get to meet them. I wrote some ****y response, funny too, and she wrote back, telling me that I was arrogant.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
it means your arogant!!!! this is bad, most people will not like this, i ma arogant in a funny kind of way, but people sometimes get tired of it, you get some girls that will like it but most will not, so do not over do it.Originally posted by becker
What if they call you arrogant?
I had a girl online who I met that wrote to me telling me that she didn't want to talk to people who didn't live close to her because she never thought she'd get to meet them. I wrote some ****y response, funny too, and she wrote back, telling me that I was arrogant.
jonny football hero
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AFK Protector
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me: I'm also hot, so that makes up for it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
jakethasnake
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Hmmm. A girl once called me very 'full of myself', but she wanted to hump me til' I went dry and shrivelled up. I had a chance to pork her when we were alone in a school building room, but she had a boyfriend and I had an attack of conscience. But the 'new' might would've had no problem throwing her up against a wall and taking her.
DJBen
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... whatever the hell comes to your mind!
'*gasp!* You're so mean!'
'yep! and you've got.... something... on your shirt just there *look bemused and point*'
*she looks down, you tap the nose, laugh and mention something about still falling for that trick at the age of [insert age]'
Something I did today at work. Not excellent, but the girl was a bit dopey so it went down well.
biker_gixxer
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Nice...
it means your arogant!!!! this is bad, most people will not like this
#1 No way bro.
#2 IF it were true, guess which part of my body they could kiss.
A girl once called me very 'full of myself', but she wanted to hump me til' I went dry and shrivelled up
Damn it, hate when this happens.
I think people think too much of single lines when they should be thinking about the whole package. My game is not as tight as many people here, it works anyway because if she's attracted she will help you out and find the stuff you say alot more fun than it is.
But if I must pic an all time favourite it is:
"Yeah.. I am so mean... *give her a decent push*" and if she pushes back or hit you...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Evil-Rom
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"Is that what turns you on so much?"
"Is that a sexy you're mean, or a i love you you're mean?"