"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
She say your mean! In a kidding way, you respond back saying?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
MadaMadaDame
Don Juan
pause
say confidently smiling : "i know"
I'll let you spank my hand ( open palm )
let her spank it.
then say oh! did some sandpaper just touch my hand?
then smile at her
proceed with ****yfunny line: now that's the smoothest sandpaper i've ever touched ( assuming that she really got smooth hands) ( if not then just look at her and hold her hand don't let go and say your just kidding )
kino + ****y funny +eye contact = win ^^ note: haven't field tested yet
when a girl says that to me i just go, "i am?" with a grinning smile. always does the trick.
I had a girl online who I met that wrote to me telling me that she didn't want to talk to people who didn't live close to her because she never thought she'd get to meet them. I wrote some ****y response, funny too, and she wrote back, telling me that I was arrogant.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
it means your arogant!!!! this is bad, most people will not like this, i ma arogant in a funny kind of way, but people sometimes get tired of it, you get some girls that will like it but most will not, so do not over do it.Originally posted by becker
What if they call you arrogant?
I had a girl online who I met that wrote to me telling me that she didn't want to talk to people who didn't live close to her because she never thought she'd get to meet them. I wrote some ****y response, funny too, and she wrote back, telling me that I was arrogant.
jonny football hero
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AFK Protector
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me: I'm also hot, so that makes up for it.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
jakethasnake
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Hmmm. A girl once called me very 'full of myself', but she wanted to hump me til' I went dry and shrivelled up. I had a chance to pork her when we were alone in a school building room, but she had a boyfriend and I had an attack of conscience. But the 'new' might would've had no problem throwing her up against a wall and taking her.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
... whatever the hell comes to your mind!
'*gasp!* You're so mean!'
'yep! and you've got.... something... on your shirt just there *look bemused and point*'
*she looks down, you tap the nose, laugh and mention something about still falling for that trick at the age of [insert age]'
Something I did today at work. Not excellent, but the girl was a bit dopey so it went down well.
biker_gixxer
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Nice...
it means your arogant!!!! this is bad, most people will not like this
#1 No way bro.
#2 IF it were true, guess which part of my body they could kiss.
A girl once called me very 'full of myself', but she wanted to hump me til' I went dry and shrivelled up
Damn it, hate when this happens.
I think people think too much of single lines when they should be thinking about the whole package. My game is not as tight as many people here, it works anyway because if she's attracted she will help you out and find the stuff you say alot more fun than it is.
But if I must pic an all time favourite it is:
"Yeah.. I am so mean... *give her a decent push*" and if she pushes back or hit you...
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Evil-Rom
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"Is that what turns you on so much?"
"Is that a sexy you're mean, or a i love you you're mean?"